"wake up dumb whore" shoyo said
"shut up" y/n mumbled
"I SAID wAkE uP" shoyo yelled
"I SAID no‼️🙄❌" y/n said in a boisterous voice
"how unfortunate, i guess i'll be the only one seeing the seijoh ✨volleyball club✨" shoyo said in a glum mocking way
"IM UP‼️IM UP‼️ THE FUC⁉️" y/n quoted that iconic tiktok sound except she cant say it fully cause she'd be murdered by big momma hinata
"that's what i thought😼" shoyo teasingly said
"get out dude" y/n warned
"you're gonna miss me when i'm gone😿" shoyo now on the edge of tears dejectedly said
"i can always text you einstein" y/n said a tad bit a n n o y e d
"when's your flight leaving again?" shoyo asked
"two days🥶🥶"
"ZAMNNNN THAN BACK TO THE ✨u s of a's✨ you go"
"not to get political or anything but japan>>>u.s"
"as it should be😈😡🧃"
"okay byeeee needa get dresseddd"
"see you in a bit" shoyo said before walking out and shutting oikaw- the doorso like you changed you know into whatever you want. BUTTTT HERE'S WHAT I PERSONALLY WOULD WEAR-
*peep the full 180 style change*
"IMMM JUSTTTTT A FRRREEEAAKKK" y/n scream singed or sung (i forgot if you can't tell)
"SHUT UP"
"you ✨🧚♀️🌈w o u n d🌈🧚♀️✨ me, shoyo" y/n said while slowly turning to look at shoyo with teary eyeballs.
"whatever"
"💔💔" y/n somehow communicated
"come on let's go to the gym now" shoyo said while smiling very brightly to his dearest cousin."I LOVE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUU"
"I DONT NEED THE CITY AND I DONT NEED PROOFFFF"
"ALL I NEED DARLING IS IN A LIFE IN YOURR SHADEE"
"I PICTURE IT SOFT AND I ACHEEE""LOOK AT YOU STRAWBERRY BLONDE"
"FIELDS ROLLING ONNN"
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL MY NAMEEE"
"CAN YOU HEAR THE BUMBLE BEES SWWAARRMMMM"
"WATCHIBG YOUR ARM"
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK MY WAYY""NEXT SONG"
"OKAYY""BUT WHEN HE LOVES ME I FEEL LIKE IM FLOATING"
"WHEN HE CALLS ME PRETTY I FEELLL LIKE SOMEBODYYY"
"EVEN WHEN WE FADE EVENTUALLY IM NOTHINGGG"
"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE FORM OF LOVINGGG""NEXT"
"IT SEEMS SO LONG IT SEEMS SO LONG"
"THE MOMENTS THAT STAY THEY TURN OUT ALL WRONG"
"WHEN I LOOK AROUND YOU'RE GONE"
"OH OH OHOH OH OH"
"OH OH OHOH OH OH"(a/n you know there's something about this song that just makes you want to bust a mf move:
strawberry blonde - mitski
cloud 9 - beach bunny
remember when - wallows )"zZAMNNN WE SHOULD DO A BAND TOGETHER"
"YEAH WE REALLY SHOU-"
"no you shouldn't😻" tsukki saidthe idio- geniuses didn't realize they made it to the gym, where the bus to aoba johsai was waiting. they were the last ones so everyone was a tad bit 🔊annoyed🔊
"LETTSSS GOOOO" shoyo exclaimed
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a/n
to be continued😼
or notALSO EXPECT THE MOST UPDATES ON WEEKENDS AND LIKE LITTLE TO NONE DURING THE WEEK CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU SCHOOL IS A LOT RIGHT NOW
some of you may be asking did i reread this?
no🥶
YOU ARE READING
weirdo alert // a haikyuu chatfic
FanfictionCOMPLETED a tiktok famous dumb gurl🙀🙀🤪🤪aka you and an entire volleyball league (no idea) what could possibly go wrong?? I PROMISE WE'RE GETTING TO THE CHATFIC PART JUST TRUST THE PROCESS there will be swearing and probably some small mistakes he...