•So I brought my roommate some gifts for his upcoming birth day and the stuff is relativity smack but it came in a big ass box and he saw the box and was like "hey man what did you get me? Because I literally said I didn't want anything,." And I was like um just wait and see. And now he's been asking all day like he thinks I got him a PS5 or something. Like I can't wait to see his face when he opens this box and is just like "w-what the hell? Where's the 7 thousand dollar sex doll with voice recognition and AI control?!?!"
•I wonder how Pornhub is doing . . . haven't been there in awhile.
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No Nut November Logs
HumorLogs of me, who is trying to survive No Nut November. And me seeing how long I can keep this up on Wattpad.
