Happy 59th Birthday Ken!!!!

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Salvatore's Pizza Palace

Waffle St

South Haven, Connecticut

All Of Us: Happy Birthday, Ken!!!

Ken: Thank you!!!

Iris: How old are you now?

Ken: 59!

Me: Nice!

Marjorie: On the cusp of 60!

Waitress: *serves us our food* Enjoy!

Ken: *eating his sausage and pepperoni pizza*

Me: *eating my bacon and sausage pizza*

Marjorie: *eating her chicken caesar salad with blue cheese dressing*

Steven: *eating his meatball grinder* I'm thinking about getting the strawberry cheesecake for dessert!

Ken: You have enough money for that?

Steven: I think so.

Ken: I'm not paying for you, Steven. Get what you can afford.

Steven: Just shut up and eat!

Ken: *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Eddie: There's a dead alligator in the men's bathroom!

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*









This story was written on Wednesday, February 14th, 2024. (Ash Wednesday)

A/N Happy 59th Birthday, Ken!!! May you experience many more!! Can anyone guess his birth year? 😉 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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