05 | MOTORCYCLE THIRST
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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD
Unknown: hey penpen
Garcia: yes??
Unknown: did u rlly think u could hide this from me
Garcia: ...?
Unknown: i found ur first facebook profile
Garcia: oh
Garcia: oH SHIT
Morgan: is there something you need to tell us, baby girl?
Garcia: I THOUGHT I DELETED IT
Unknown: U THOT WRONG
Reid: What's so bad about Garcia's Facebook profile?
Garcia: pls don't tell them
Unknown: w e l l
Unknown: it's mainly pics of shirtless dudes on motorcycles
Prentiss: LOL
Garcia: WHY
Unknown: look penpen u need to pay the cost of ur sins ok
Garcia: WHO MADE U SATAN?
Morgan: HAHAHA
JJ: at least Penelope's got taste.
Unknown: wait wtf
Unknown: i just refreshed the page and ur profile's gone?
Garcia: DAMN RIGHT
Prentiss: I thought it wasn't possible to delete Facebook profiles permanently?
Garcia: i MADE it possible through pure spite and humiliation
Morgan: if only I had a motorcycle :(
Garcia: you don't need a motorcycle to impress me honeybuns ;)
Unknown: ok gross now i feel the need to disinfect my motorcycle any time penpen's nearby
JJ: you have a motorcycle?
Unknown: is penpen still in this chat?
Garcia: i never left
Unknown: then the answer's no, i most certainly do not have a motorcycle
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Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]
