09 | OK BOO(MER)
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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD
Pretty Girl: hey besties guess who's having their biweekly 3 AM crisis? 😃
Rossi: Mood.
Pretty Girl: rossi what
Pretty Girl: go to therapy already papa pasta
Rossi: You first.
Pretty Girl: nah penpen's my therapist
Garcia: I demand a raise
Pretty Girl: too bad
Reid: Hey guys.
Pretty Girl: wait wtf
Pretty Girl: reed you're up at 3 AM??
Reid: Yeah, I got carried away while reading a new book.
Pretty Girl: why am i not surprised
Reid: Why are you awake?
Pretty Girl: cuz i'm ✨mentally ill✨
Pretty Girl: also my dog is stressing out so that too
Garcia: omg I actually forgot about your dog
Pretty Girl: yoU WHAT
Pretty Girl: the BETRAYAL
Garcia: I'M SORRY :((((
Pretty Girl: you owe him a pig ear
Garcia: bet
Reid: You have a dog?
Pretty Girl: yeah
Pretty Girl: his name is Boo
Garcia: call him by his real name coward
Pretty Girl: hIS NAME IS BOO OK
JJ: I'm confused...
Reid: Me too.
Pretty Girl: ok so basically what happened was
Pretty Girl: i named my dog after the ghost mario kart dude thing called King Boo
Pretty Girl: but i nicknamed him Boo
Pretty Girl: aND THEN HERE COMES PENPEN, SPRINTING OVER TO MY ELDERLY DOG, AND SHE SCARES HIM.
Garcia: so naturally I apologized
Pretty Girl: nO YOU DID NOT YOU LIAR
Pretty Girl: she said to Boo "sorry i scared you, old man. i won't do it again."
YOU ARE READING
Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]
