In which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat.
[fem! oc x spencer reid]
[texting fic + real literature scenes]
Pretty Girl: howdy Pretty Girl: uh we should prob talk about what's going on right
Reid: Probably.
Pretty Girl: kk so Pretty Girl: i like you a lot Pretty Girl: but also we've never met in person and that sucks a lot Pretty Girl: would you wanna go out somewhere sometime?
Reid: Of course. When and where?
Pretty Girl: well my schedule is flexible rn so you can pick the time and date :)
Reid: Can we maybe do tomorrow at 8 during the morning? I know a great cafe I think you'd enjoy.
Pretty Girl: wow tomorrow??? ok yes
Reid: Is that bad? Is it too soon?
Pretty Girl: nope no nope its perfect just a little surprised Pretty Girl: send the address and i'll meet you there :))
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Group chat: THESE HANDS RATED G FOR GARCIA
Garcia has changed the chat's name to LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Rossi: ew.jpg
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Pretty Girl: penpen wha
Garcia: I HACKED UR DMS I'M SORRY BUT ALSO VERY MUCH NOT
JJ: spill!
Morgan: SPILL
Pretty Girl: why are y'all more invested in this relationship than us????
Morgan: oh so there's a rElAtIoNsHiP HM?
Reid: Relationships aren't all romantic or sexual. In fact, most relationships are platonic or familial.
Morgan: pretty boy plz you are NOT trying to tell me your relationship with Gwen is platonic or familial
Prentiss: as someone with daddy issues-
Pretty Girl: I HATE U ALL
JJ: Emily ily but go back to typing just LOL JJ: it's for the best babe <3
Prentiss: this is homophobic
Garcia: OK THIS IS GR8 AND TRAUMATIZING AND ALL BUT I HAVE INTEL TO SHARE
Morgan: SPILL!!!!
JJ: spill
Reid: I'm confused.
Pretty Girl: its ok sweetie i think you're better off that way rn
Garcia: gwen and spencer are meeting up at a cafe tomorrow :)))
Reid: Yes we are.
Morgan: damn tomorrow? that was quick
Prentiss: well to be fair there's only so much sexting you can do before it gets boring
JJ: EMILY
Prentiss: oh wait sorry Prentiss: *LOL
Hotch: Why is there a dent in the wall near the bullpen?
Garcia: HAHAAHHAAH
JJ: Spence did you walk into the wall AGAIN?
Reid: You have no proof!
Pretty Girl: if i see any of u spying on me and reed on our possibly-a-date then ur goners
Reid: Can it be a date?
Pretty Girl: 100000% yes Pretty Girl: *if i see any of u spying on me and reed on our definitely-a-date then ur goners
Garcia: honey you dont scare them anymore
Hotch: If any of you are caught spying on Reid and Matthews on their date, you're fired.
Garcia: oh shi-
Morgan: notice how he said "if any of you are CAUGHT" tho ;)
Rossi: Why are you all acting like spying on two adults with the romantic and sexual capability of 6th graders is going to be enjoyable?
Garcia: KHEWGBWJRHLGV,B
Prentiss: LOL
Pretty Girl: PAPA PASTA UR BEING A HATER >:(
Reid: Why are you talking shit when you've been divorced a trillion times?
Morgan: oh my god
JJ: o
Pretty Girl: i- Pretty Girl: help theres a dent in my apartment wall now
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author's note: ILY GUYS THANKS FOR THE AMAZING SUPPORT <3
