Tord: Welcome to da bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs.
Tord: We got bread on deck, bread on the floor,
Tord: TOASTED, R O A S T E D -
Tori: shut the fuck up
Tori: listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.
Tord: We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, or the potato bread-
Tori: What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out.
Tord: It's gluten free-
Tori: I don't care if it's free.
Tord: Swear on your fucking y e e z y s
Tord: If you wanna fight, we gonna fight.
Tori: You tryna be on worldstar?!
Tord: Ye. I got my pound store camera ON—
*Tom walks in*
Tom: what's the fuckin situaaaation
Tori: What the fuck do you want?!
Tom: I'm the motherfuckin
Tom: MANAGER.
Tori: At the bread store?
Tom: B R E A D
Tori: tell him to take the motherfucking gluten out the bread.
Tom: imma need you to shut that bullshit up chief.
Tom: We can't take shit out the bread.
Tori: Why put it in the first place?
Tori: I know you guys smoking that PACK-
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