Matt: Tom, have you seen my mirror?
Tom: The wooden one or metal one?
Matt: Metal one.
Tom: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Matt: What hol- OH MY GOD
BWAAAAAAAAA
Matt: WHAT IS THAT?!
Tom: It's a hole.
Matt: Yeah, I see that. What's it doing here?
Tom: Well, I woke up this morning...*sips mug*...and there was this hole.
Matt: Did you do anything about this?
Tom: Oh yeah, I put a rug over it...
BWAAAAAAAAA
Tom: Yeah, it fell into the hole.
Matt: Should we call the police or something?!
Tom: Oh, I called the police.
Matt: Well, where are they?
Tom: They're in the hole.
BWAAAAAAAAAA
Matt: Where's Tord?
Tom: *starts sweating*
Matt: Tom, where is Tord?
Tom: He's at work.
Matt: Oh. Where does he work?
Tom: In the hole.
BWAAAAAAAAA
Matt: That's...concerning. How deep even is this thing?!
Matt: *grabs Tom's mug and throws it into the hole*
Tom: ...
Matt: ...
*distant Tord getting hit on the head with mug noises*
Matt: Tom, do you even know what this is? This could be a gateway to hell or an interdimentional wormhole or-...Tom...?
Tom??? TOM-
Tom: Sup I went to get snacks. *crunch*
BWAAAAAAAAA
Matt: Will you please take this seriously- AGH!
*monster tries to grab Matt's leg*
Tom: *hits the arm and it goes back into the hole*
Matt: What was that thing?!
Tom: Hole person.
Matt: Where's did it come from?!
Tom: ...
Matt: ...
Tom: ...
Matt: Right, the hole. Why are you being so calm about this?
Tom: Because I'm more concerned about the genocidal murderer.
Matt: What?!
Tom: *shoots Matt* That one.
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Eddsworld/Ellsworld Incorrect Quotes Part 3
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