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HoLy LoNeLy PoNy EaTiNg MaCaRoNiS You've probably seen part 2s of incorrect quotes books BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PART 3?!

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by Kcoupe

by Kcoupe

Tom: Tord! There's a dead body in the house!

Tord, acting innocent: How did that get there?

Tom: Did you do this?!

Tord: No!

Tom: Tell me what happened when I was gone!

Tord: Well, I was sat reading a book...

Tom: Uh-huh.

Tord: Then this guy came in.

Tom: So...?

Tord: So I went up to him and...I stabbed him 37 times.

Tom: Tord...that kills people!