HANDS

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ATITTIES

wooyoung
no but hear me out

wooyoung
nipples ✨

san
NO IM TELLING YOU
ITS ASS EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK

seonghwa
but titties guy or girl
are squishy

seonghwa
like a pillow

mingi
an ass can be a pillow
too

jongho
mkay but what about
✨ pink eye ✨

yunho
you don't get pink
eye from being near an
ass

yunho
pink eye is more often
viral than bacterial so
ass the answer is ass

hongjoong
no but titties

seonghwa
see

yeosang
sorry it's ass

mingi
ITS ASS EVERY
FUCKING DAY

yunho
ass it's ass

san
yup

wooyoung
yh but titties

jongho
how about
✨ personality ✨

mingi
don't act like you don't
give a nice ass a stare
every once in a while

jongho
SO WHAT IF I DO ASS
IS HOT BUT SO ARE
NICE CHESTS

san
YOU CANT CHOOSE
BOTH ITS ONE OR THE
OTHER PICK A SIDE

wooyoung
titties it's gotta be titties

san
that's where you're
wrong because it's ass

me
BRO MY HANDS ARE
FUCKING KILLING ME

yeosang
uh completely irrelevant
to the current conversation

me
for starters it's hands
it's obviously fucking
hands

me
and second PLEASE
MY HAND HAS CRAMPED
TEN TIMES IN THE
PAST FIVE MINUTES

me
THATS TWO CRAMPS
EVERY MINUTE

me
ONE CRAMP EVERY
THIRTY SECONDS
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN

seonghwa
why is your hand cramping
so much exactly

me
i bought some nice ass
fucking furniture to
replace my junk ass ikea
shit and i'm trying to
put it together BUT
THESE FUCKING SCREWS
ARE KILLING ME

me
I HAVE SIX BLISTERS
ON ONE HAND

me
HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE

yunho
wait hold on

yunho
you think hands are
better than both ass
and titties

me
yes dude wtf

me
if i had to pick between
the two tho

me
i'm an ass man all the
way sorry

mingi
I TOLD YOU ASS FTW

yunho
WEEEEE ARE THE
CHAMPIONS MY
FRIIEEENNNDDDSSS

san
SUCK THAT SUCKAS

jongho
LMAO LOOOOSERSSS

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