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me
who is home rn

san
me

wooyoung
me

hongjoong
i am

me
cool someone come scratch
my foot for me

hongjoong
no <3

san
SHOTTY NOT HAHA

wooyoung
why don't you scratch
your own fucking foot you
lazy bitch

me
BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING
REACH IT

me
my fat ass can't reach my
damn foot so would someone
please come and scratch
it for me because I CANT
AND IVE TRIED EVERYTHING
AND ITS PISSING ME OFF

wooyoung
i'm sorry but i'm not really
into feet

me
i'm sorry but i'm not really
into the fact that you're
a dickwad

yeosang
it's official. i never want to
have a pregnant girlfriend/
wife

mingi
don't you want children

yeosang
yeah but i'll just leave for the
full nine months that she's
pregnant

seonghwa
what why

yeosang
BECAUSE PREGNANT
WOMEN ARE MEAN AS
SHIT

me
fuck you istg i'm going
to put someone's head
through a fucking wall
IF I DONT GET MY FOOT
FUCKING SCRATCHED

yunho
OMG SOMEONE GO AND
SCRATCH HER FOOT

mingi
i'm coming in now i'll do
it

me
this is why i'm having
your baby and not san's
or wooyoung's or
yeosang's or seonghwa's
or hongjoong's

me
AND MOST CERTAINLY
NOT JONGHOS THE
BITCH DIDNT EVEN
ANSWER

mingi
so you're saying if i wasn't
willing to scratch your foot
you wouldn't want to have
my baby

me
i would PAY you to LET me
have your baby regardless
but it is a bonus

me
so is your face

me
AND YOUR BODY COZ
DAMN YOURE HOT

mingi
thanks

wooyoung
y'all better not be kissing
or i will come in there and
hit you both with a shoe idc

me
fuck you

me
HA.

wooyoung
yeosang i'm with you
pregnant women suck

seonghwa
STOP BEING SO
INSENSITIVE YOU MORONS

san
i hate park seonghwa /srs

san
did i do it right

me
yes but FUCK YOU
SEONGHWA IS THE BEST
THING TO EVER HAPPEN
TO THIS EARTH BESIDES
MINGI AND I AND OUR
BABY OBVIOUSLY

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