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yunho
YALL WENT TO THE BABY
DOCTOR THIS MORNING
RIGHT

mingi
we did

me
why do you ask

seonghwa
I TOLD YOU IF THEY
KNEW THEY WOULD
TELL US THEMSELVES
DO NOT ASK

hongjoong
he's right

yeosang
BUT I WANNA KNOW

jongho
I NEED TO KNOW

san
this is literally so important

yunho
PLEASE HYUNG

mingi
hold up what're you talking
about

wooyoung
DO YOU OR DO YOU
NOT KNOW THE GENDER
YET

seonghwa
WHAT DID I JUST SAY

hongjoong
i hate all of you i hope
you know that

me
lmao

me
that's all?

me
that's your big question
that you're not allowed to
ask

seonghwa
THEYRE INVADING YOUR
PRIVACY

me
THEYRE JUST ASKING
IF WE KNOW NOT WHAT
THE GENDER IS

san
actually we kinda thought
that was implied why else
would we want to know if
you know

san
we too would like to know

yunho
LISTEN AM I GOING TO
BE AN UNCLE OR AN
AUNT THIS IS SO
IMPORTANT TO ME

me
THAT DOESNT CHANGE
WITH THE BABY'S GENDER
IT CHANGES WITH YOURS

yunho
IM SO STRESSED OUT I
DONT GIVE A SHIT

me
YOURE STRESSED OUT
IVE GOT SIX GROWN ASS
MEN CALLING MY BF
OVER AND OVER NEEDING
TO KNOW THE GENDER
OF MY BABY

yunho
IM SORRY JUST TELL ME
AND ILL STOP

me
we know

wooyoung
*gasp*

jongho
shitting my pants right now

seonghwa
omg is it a girl i need it
to be a girl because i
bought a dress already
because it was perfect
and i need your baby to
wear it

yeosang
if it's a boy you can just
put the dress on him and
pretend it's a baby it's not
like it's gonna give a shit
what it's wearing it poops
and pees on itself it can't
consume solid food it plus
gets it's food from a boob
how's it gonna care wtf it's
wearing

me
oh now i wanna put him
in a dress and play pretend

san
ITS A BOY???

wooyoung
OMG ITS A BOY

me
did i say that?

mingi
this is so funny why're
you more stressed than
we are

seonghwa
SO IT IS A GIRL

mingi
i wish

hongjoong
so it's a boy

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