Stepping into my complex i let out a sigh thats been holing up inside me for the past two and half hours.
Shaking off my shoes and taking off the cap which proved to be useless since it got knocked off half way through the jog.
Another heafty sigh leaves my lips
Who wouldve thought you could almost get your shit knocked in while taking a peaceful jog, what are the police up to nowadays?
More pointless thoughts prancing through my head as i make a bee-line to the couch, letting myself collapse into the wine soaked cushions eyes forcing shut at the throbbing in every inch of my body
Blyke -> Ass
Isen -> Eats ass
Seraphina -> Sera
1:28am
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Blyke: ok who the fuck is lighting weed in the middle of the night??
Blyke: It smells like an entire tryck of the stuff got dumped on the boys dorm
Isen: yeah some people are trying to sleep here
Remi: somebody is setting plants on fire..?? and isen isnt ur dorm a block away from blykes.
Blyke:
Isen:
Isen: well remi u see...
John has left unnamed chat
Seraphina has added john to unnamed chat
Seraphina: john dont leave me to die like this
John: ❤
John left unamed chat
John was added to unnamed chat
Sera: Johnny pls
John: 1. Never call me that again 2. This gc is a hate crime
Sera: ok fair enough
Sera: but what if i buy u that stupidly expensive hair gel that ur always drooling over on tv
John: ILL STAY 💕💓❤💕
Remi: wow that was quick..
Blyke: ...shouldve just let him leave.
John: oh great its lightning mcqueen and fucking her shounen mc bodygaurd
Remi: (◑_◑)
Remi: language!
John: 🖕
Blyke: what did u just call me!?
John: a shounen mc, fight me u red fucker
Blyke: bet u stuck up cunt.
Isen: why did blyke just run out of the dorm doing a battle cry
Seraphina changed their name to Sera
Sera: how about we dont go killing people and yourself in the process john?
John: :(
John: i thought u would be cheering for me sera
Sera: fine but at least break two bones before u get shot to death
John: :D
Remi: cant we be friends..?
John: not when u shoot someone at point blank range with a aimed lazor
Blyke: you slapped remi and called her a bitch.
John: oh shit u rite
John: ok fine, im really really really sorry about that REMI, i was on edge that day
John: also fuck u chili sauce 🖕
Remi: its fine! I understand it happens!
Remi: I hope we can be friends
John: i..uh..yea..ok..
John: sure
Blyke:
Blyke: well shit now i feel like a ass
Isen: dont worry bro, ur my ass
Blyke: aw bro
Arlo: What the fuck
Arlo: it is 2 in the morning why are you all awake.
Elaine: good morning arlo!
Isen: siiiiiiiiiiiiimp
Elaine: werent you just flirting with blyke? 😡
Isen: its not flirting its broing, theres a difference
Blyke: yea what he said
Arlo: Is 'broing' even a word?
John: in our language we call it "dating"
Blyke: we arent dating!
Isen: we are dating
Isen: nt*
Elaine: no i think the first one was rihgt
Isen: rihgt
Elaine: ☹
Remi: dont bully elaine!
John: oh almighty, all powerful sera..<3<3<3
John: the almighty, all amazing, powerful, gorgeous, mommy material, sera
Sera: what do u want 😧
John: admin pls? <3
John is now an admin
Sera: go wreck havoc son
John renamed Blyke to 'Ass'
John renamed Isen to 'Eats ass'
John is no longer an admin
Eats ass:
Ass:
John: worth it
Sera: Im so proud.
Arlo: I in fact, am dissapointed.
Arlo: Also to answer the question of who was smoking it was a group of first years.
Remi: shouldnt you be handling that..?
Arlo: It is 2 in the morning I am not handling that.
Sera: dont you live off compound??
Arlo: Yes. But holden does not
Remi: whos holden??
Ass: arlos bitch
Arlo:
Eats ass: well hes not denying
Ass: pff..sprry bro i just cant take u srsly when u have ass in ur name
Eats ass: ur name is literally just ass bro
Ass:
Ass: atleast we match bro
Eats ass: bro 😳
Ass: bro 😳
John: werent they trying to kill eachother last tuesday
Sera: aliens
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2:35
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