Drugs Are For Losers. Do Alcohol Instead!

Ch- 22 wakey wakey, eggs and bakey🍳

I open my curtains and slide my windows open, breeze rushing into my stuffy room. Its finally break, any longer without it and id file charges for slavery. I already packed my bags and cleaned my room, ready to be let go of my shackles even though we still have.. two days..? or was it three

whatever the case is.. I wanna be out of this hell hole!

Ugh wait.. wasn't Remis meet up thing tomorrow?

My head droops into my hands

"Pff.. yea that low tier chick was super cute~" I tilt and look downwards to see a green haired boy who looks like suspiciously like Zeke and a grey haired boy chat below my dorm

friends? I guess even the shittiest people can have those

..Like me.

BZZZZ

THUD

"Stupid bitch!" The silver haired boy curses at the person he just assaulted, lighting still sizzling from the attack, spitting on him as he continues down the path. stomping and huffing

Wow what a long lasting friendship.

This school is such a nightmare--

--CRACK

splat--

I reach to close the window when I get my senses knocked out by a rapid flying object

something oozes down my chin and onto my shirt

I wipe a bit of it off, a nice mix of horror and disbelief on my face

A very familiar raw scent greets me

WHAT...

..THE..

"FUCK?!!??"

I wipe my face properly, almost digging out my eyeballs in the process

I spot a group across the hedges throwing what I'm sure are eggs at the boys dorm, and at themselves..???

for the love of whatever is good in this world..

"IS EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL FUCKING INSANE??" I scream out my window blood vessels popping in my head

"YES!!" a muffled voice from the other room shouts to answer me

"...for the love of MOTHER FUCKING GO-"

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Famil bondung 🏡

Cecile--the real shi TM (muted)
*Remi-- Equality
*Elaine-- Fukk equality
Blyke--Ass -->Egg thrower
Isen--> Egg
Arlo--Daddy👨‍👦‍👦
John-- illiteracgy at its finest--> Premium dumbass
*Seraphina--Sera
Evie -- Ultimate bean

8:40

illiteracgy at its finest: WHO THE FUCK IS EGGING THE BOYS DORM.

Fukk equality: omg its raining eggs?!?!

Equality: Someone is egging the dorms?

Ass: what..??

illiteracgy at its finest: I OPENED MY WINDOW AND SOME BITCH THREW A EGG AT ME

illiteracgy at its finest: AND WERE ALMOST OUT OF EGGS SO I CANT THROW ANY BACK