Evan I am well aware of that fact Thank you anyways
You Dam With the sass too
Evan
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You Mood
Evan Dam N e gays On to why I texted you
You Oh yeah that What did ya want?
Evan So wait our plan for the future is 1. Meet each other 2. Get hitched in Vegas 3. Have a kid 4. Make me be a dilf stripper 5. Thrive??
You There's a little bit more hiding from people But yeah, basically
Evan Ah yes How could I forget lying to the public?
You The poor fanfic writers and shitty tabloids once they realize you have a wife and kid Or husband I haven't really figured out the whole gender thing yet Probably wife
Evan Love the casual identity crisis And yeah The poor fanfic writers
You True So am I your fiance or like How does that work?
Evan We'll go fiance Yeah Fiancee I don't really know the difference
You Don't look at me for help OOOOOH
Evan What?
You Could you drop a whole bunch of really subtle hints so like there's conspiracy theories about a secret relationship but like no concrete evidence?
Evan OOOH YEAH!! TOTALLY THAT'D BE FUN What are examples of subtle hints tho?
You Uhhhh Like dodging the "are you in a relationship" questions in interviews Or like "forgetting" to take your wedding ring off for like two interviews and just never mentioning it Or like a random sappy post out of the middle of nowhere
Evan We're gonna have wedding rings?
You If we get hitched, we're doing it properly Mr. Fiance of the year
Evan Dam then I owe you an engagement ring then
You Nah feck gender stereotypes And I'm pretty sure I proposed to you anyways I owe you an engagement ring
Evan Alright dam then Wait nah I wanna give you a ring
You Here how about this I give you a ring now And you hold onto yours for me And you can give me mine once we meet in a big proposal thingy
Evan Bet How are you gonna give me a ring?
You Uhhhhh Good question I could probably send it to your set But like I don't wanna spoil who you are
Evan True, true
You Ooh!! Which campus are you working on? There's normally multiple movies going at once on those
Evan OOOH smart How're gonna get it to me tho? Just Evan doesn't really narrow it down
You I'll send it to your Duolingo username And you can alert the front people in charge of mail to give it to you
Evan Bet
You Bet
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Chris Evans @ChrisEvans Adore You by Harry Styles is actually a pretty good song (relatable too) 1918 likes • 2425 retweets • 897 comments
