Carnations (Wrong Number)

Ryan Gosling and Tim Horton's

You
Ryan Gosling can go fuck
himself honestly

Evan
It is 6 in the morning

You
I'm well aware of that fact
Thank you very much
I was just momentarily reminded
of my hate towards Ryan Gosling

Evan
Ah
Cuz that's a normal thing
to happen at 6 in the morning

You
Yes it is
Now are you gonna listen
to me rant or continue being
a bitch

Evan
Why are you ranting to me?
Why not Minnie or Ben or
the gay brother?

You
Time zones
Ooh time autocorrected to Tim's
I want Tim Horton's now
But Canada's too far away
Goddam
And secondly I'm wanting to
you because I know you well
enough to rant to you but not
well enough that you'll
automatically agree to what I
say or have already turned into
a R*** Gos**** supporter to
spite me

Evan
Ah good point
Those suck
And idk man
Ryan Gosling is pretty
alright in my book
I mean, thanks for trusting me
enough to rant, but I kinda like
him
And you should get Tim Horton's
anyways

You
FUCK YOU
RYAN GOSLING IS A DISGRACE TO
THIS WORLD
AND YOU ARE TOO
GOD DAM
and of course bb
Why wouldn't trust you to rant?
We're fiances after all
And yeah sure, lemme just teleport
to Canada real quick and pick me
up some Timmie's

Evan
Jesus Christ man
Ryan Gosling isn't that bad
I forgot about that
And yeah, don't you
normally just teleport to Canada?

You
Fucking disgrace
I should call off the engagement
And I can only teleport to Canada
during hockey card season

Evan
Ooh hell yeah
Hockey card season
I never got any of the Tim
Horton's cards tho
I didn't grow up close enough
to Canada

You
Oooooh yeah
Same here. Not close enough to
Canada
Where did you grow up?

Evan
Ahh that sucks
Is that why you learned to
teleport to Canada?
And a town about 30 minutes
outside of Boston

You
Ahhhh that's awesome dude
And yeah
I had to learn to teleport to Canada
to get my Timmie's hockey
cards

Evan
Yeah that makes sense

You
N e gays, imma go annoy the hell
out of my coworkers by ranting about
R*** Gos****

Evan
You go do that

~~~~i don't know anymore. It's Twitter~~~~

Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Do you like Ryan Gosling or hate him?
And also, any advice on teleporting to
Tim Horton's for hockey cards?