Stray Kids - The Chat

noodle juice

October 5th, 7:45 PM

Felixburg

dumbass: im so bored and lonely 

seungtheman: you get no bitches

dumbass: WAH

pizzaslice: oh hell no 

dumbass: WAHHH

savagefetus: is he crying-?

Felly: hyunjin shut up pls

dumbass: YOU SHUT UP 

oldmanchan: be nice! 

Felly: WAHHHHHHHH

dumbass: WAHHHHHHHH

oldmanchan: OMG THE BABIES ARE CRYING

savagefetus went offline

Jisuck: SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSFARTS

Felly: wah? 

Jisuck: im preparing for my date with minho and you buffoons spamming WAHHH WAHHH WAHH in the chat is very distracting 

oldmanchan: omg is it a real date?

Meanho: IT IS NOT A DATE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Meanho: he actually was coming over to my house, but then i found out jisung drinks noodle juice straight from the pot

Meanho: we are done.

Jisuck: NO PLS

oldmanchan: BRO I SHIPPED YALL 

savagefetus: I WAS ALREADY WRITING FANFICS ABOUT THIS ON WATTPAD

Felly: I HAD A SHIP NAME AND EVERYTHING

Meanho: what. 

Meanho: the fuck.

dumbass: anyways isn't drinking noodle juice a normal thing? 

pizzaslice: i drink it too 

Meanho: i mean, not the broth with seasoning 

Meanho: he drinks like the drained noodle juice that's left after you boil noodles that YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO POUR INTO THE SINK.

Jisuck: hey it's not that bad! 

dumbass: why waste water? plus it tastes good. i do the same with rice juice.

Felly: ew wtf hyunjin

seungtheman: eww you two are gross

savagefetus: what does it taste like? 

dumbass: ✨ricey✨

Jisuck: anyways minho im coming over to your house rn 🥰🥰🥰

Meanho: oh great

seungtheman: what are yall planning to do at minho's house ;)

pizzaslice: seungmin there is a child-

savagefetus: shut up tortilla chip

Meanho: we are not doing THAT for your information

Jisuck: we are just going to watch some horror movies 

dumbass: ooo i totally love horror movies :D

Felly: sure you do

seungtheman: well have fun you two ;)

pizzaslice: seungmin pls stop

Jisuck: MINHO I'M YOUR FRONT DOORRRRR 🥰🥰🥰

Meanho: fuck. 

Meanho went offline 

Jisuck went offline 

pizzaslice: okay now what

dumbass: WAHHHH

Felly: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

savagefetus: BRO SHUT UP-

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✨jeogiyo noona hokshi namjachingu isseoyo✨

Anyways I'm brain dead right now and I need chapter ideas. Help. 

If there is anything you would like to see, please give requests or ideas! 

I'm actually wondering what noodle juice tastes like rn 🤔

Interesting.