Stray Kids - The Chat

hannah.

November 12th 6:30 AM

STRAYKIDS

dumbass: WATASHI NO SAIGO WA ANATA GA II

Felly: ANATA TO KONO MAMA OSARABA SURU YORI

dumbass: SHINU NO GA II WA

Felly: SHINU NO GA II WAAAA

seungtheman: you guys singing every morning and waking everyone is becoming a trend.

seungtheman: i don't like it.

leeknow: OML THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND NOW THIS HAPPENED

savagefetus: no like this song kind of slaps

pizzaslice: all i know is the mickey mouse version 

Jisuck: GUYS HELP how tf do i multiply polynomials 

dumbass: what's a polynomial

seungtheman: how do you not know how to multiply polynomials-?

leeknow: didn't we learn that in like middle school??

Jisuck: i forgot everything hehe

Felly: same bestie! 

??? joined the chat 

???: and i thought chris would be hanging out with intelligent people 💀

oldmanchan: how tf did you get in here hann-

??? kicked oldmanchan outta the chat

???: hehe

seungtheman: wait what? 

dumbass: WHO TF ARE YOU??? 

pizzaslice: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!

???: i am not answering to someone named pizzaslice.

savagefetus: OMG ITS SOCKS ITS BACK TO TORMENT US

???: who tf is socks? 

Felly: aww man its not socks 

savagefetus: damn i miss it :(

seungtheman: fuck socks

???: WHO TF IS SOCKS?!?!

leeknow: socks is just some weird pet hacker we adopted, dw bestie

???: what..?

dumbass: I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER 

???: okay okay damn

???: Hello, living creatures. 

???: It's a-me, Hannah.

pizzaslice: how do you know chan? 

hannah: he's my brother lol

hannah: he's giggling and wiggling all night long, and i wanted to see what he was up to

hannah: i regret doing so now. 

Felly: OMG CHAN HAS A SISTER? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE RELATED TO THE FOUNDER OF THE GREATEST CHAT EVER?

hannah: you should be asking him how it feels to be related to the future dictator of the world 

dumbass: should I be worried?

hannah: tbh yes 

pizzaslice: oh lord 

hannah: alr since im conquering the world im starting with this groupchat