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Detective Agency 🥰

My date<3
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CANADAISFAKEGUIS is now online!
CANADAISFAKEGUIS changed the name to Giyuisnotlonely

Giyuisnotlonely
What? ☹️

Mydate<3
When are you joining the agency?

Giyuisnotlonely
Oh I forgor 😬😬

Mydate<3
😐

Giyuisnotlonely
Sorry
Anything to like-
Make it up to you or smth? 🤕🤕

Mydate<3
Oh
Um
Would you like to go ona double-suicide with me? 😋

Sushi roll 🥰 is now online!

Sushi roll 🥰
Dazai-San!!

Mydate<3
What??

Sushi roll 🥰🥰🥰
You shouldn't say that!! Even if you met her, that's rude!

Mydate<3
What's rude?

Sushi roll 🥰🥰🥰
Asking her to die with you?

Mydate<3
.

Giyuisnotlonely
I'm sorry dawg
But I gotta finish 200+ Animes before dying
So
I'll make you hubby3 ☺️

Mydate<3
Oh yay
Wait
YOU HAVE TWO HUSBANDS?!

Giyuisnotlonely
And Sushi is hubby4 ❤️

Sushi roll 🥰🥰🥰
Oh that's nice! :D
I won't even ask who are the two other hubbies...

Mydate<3
Well, I WILL!
Y/N.
Who are the other two hubbies? 😇

Giyuisnotlonely
Why would I tell you 🙄🙄

Mydate<3
Y/N that's not a very good thing to say to your hubby 😊

Giyuisnotlonely
Sushi is that a bad thing 😃😃

Sushi roll 🥰🥰🥰
It is...

Mydate<3 is now offline.

Giyuisnotlonely
Oh fuck.
Sushi, I think he's tracing my adress.
PLEASE STOP HIM 😰😰😰

Sushi roll 🥰🥰🥰
I'll try...

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Giyuisnotlonely
Hmmm 🤔🤔
O yea‼️😁
@kunikida
@kunikida
@kunikida

XXX-XXX-XXX is now online!
Giyuisnotlonely has changed the name of XXX-XXX-XXX to NotebookKing👑

NotebookKing👑
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I USE A NOTEBOOK?!

Giyuisnotlonely
Sources
Anygays
PLEASE HELP ME DAZAI IS TRYING TO TRACE MY NUMBER 😭😭😭😭

NotebookKing👑
Dazai is not doing his paperwork?!?!
THAT WASTE OF BANDAGES!

NotebookKing👑 is now offline.

Giyuisnotlonely
Oh yaya 🤭🤭
Yea abt the job
I'll join tomorrow
Leave the details here YAYAYAYAYAYA

XXX-XXX-XXX is now online!
Giyuisnotlonely has changed the name of XXX-XXX-XXX to Ranpoooo💕💕

Ranpoooo💕💕
What the-
How'd you know my name?
It doesn't matter.
The adress is (Address of the Detective Agency).

Giyuisnotlonely
Ok
Thank YOU YAYAYAYAYAYAYA 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Read

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now offline.

Giyuisnotlonely
Okay bro, not even a bye 🥺

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now online

Ranpoooo💕💕

I'm not saying bye to a person like you.

Giyuisnotlonely
What did I do???? 😥😥😥

Ranpoooo💕💕
You made Dazai crazy.

Giyuisnotlonely
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats made me crazy.
Crazy?

Ranpoooo💕💕
Okay just- Stop.

Giyuisnotlonely
Hubby3 was already crazy bro, what you talkin' about?

Ranpoooo💕💕
I-
Wait
that's true
But I'm still not saying bye to you.

Giyuisnotlonely
Dawg, I ain't letting you go before you say bye.

Ranpoooo💕
I'm leaving.

Giyuisnotlonely
Hahahahahah!!
No, You're not.

Ranpoooo💕💕
...Fine.
Bye.

Giyuisnotlonely
Byeeee! :D

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now offline.

Giyuisnotlonely is now offline.

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