*•What The Fuck..?•*|Var! BSD characters x Fem! GojoReader|

(XVI)

2:49 AM

Detective Agency GC 🥰

Giyuisnotlonely is now online!
Giyuisnotlonely has changed the name to Iwantachild.

Iwantachild
Hi Ranpo!!!
And Kunikida too!

Mydate<3
And what about me? 😄

Iwantachild
No.

Mydate<3
☹️

Iwantachild
Cry abot it lololol 🤣🤣🤣

NotebookKing👑 is now online!

NotebookKing👑
DAZAI. STOP CRYING AND DO YOUR DAMN PAPERWORK. YOU USELESS WASTE OF BANDAGES!

Iwantachild
...Oh.
😶
Damn bro...

Mydate<3
It's quite alright!

Iwantachild
I don't remember apologising but ok 😐

Mydate<3
...

NotebookKing👑
Oh, and hi Y/N.

Iwantachild
Hiiiiiiiiii!!
Oh yea the reason I came here for
Dazai can u tell kenji to get online?

Mydate<3
One sec

Kenji:3 is now online!

Kenji:3
Dazai told me about you just now!!
Welcome to the agency, miss! :D

Iwantachild
...

Iwantachild is now offline.

Kenji:3
What happened?
Why did Y/N-San leave?
Did I do something wrong? :(

Iwantachild is now online!

Iwantachild
Is this Miyazawa Kenji?

Kenji:3
Yeah! :>

Iwantachild
I love you.
Please be my child.

NotebookKing👑 is now offline.

Kenji:3
Okay! \(^0^)/

Iwantachild
I will kill anyone who hurts you.

Kenji:3
Oh no, please don't hurt anyone! :(

Iwantachild
Okay, honey. I won't. 🥰

Iwantachild has changed the name of Kenji:3 to MySunshine.

Mydate<3
...What about me?

Iwantachild
Um
I hope you die soon

Iwantachild has changed the name of Mydate<3 to SuicidePartner.

SuicidePartner
OMG
OMG THANKS Y/N-CHAN!!!
YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME HAPPY!! 🤗🤗

Iwantachild
Ikr I'm so amazinnnn
#girlbossing

MySunshine
Oh
Bye Mom!! I need to go! :D

MySunshine is now offline.

Iwantachild
Did he...
Oh em gee!!
IM GONNA DIE OF HEART FAILURE ❤❤❤❤

SuicidePartner
Nooo dont die yet!
I still need to do double-suicide with you!!
Y/N-Chan noooooo!
My frail heart, only stuck together by you, has now been broken into pieces, like shattered glass!
I cannot live without you, my Belladonna.

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now online!

Ranpoooo💕💕
Stop wailing and please do your damn paperwork

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now offline.

SuicidePartner
...NEVER
IM NOT GONNNWJJDKXIXODJ5S

SuicidePartner is now offline.

NotebookKing👑 is now online!

NotebookKing👑
I apologise in behalf of Dazai.

Iwantachild
...its ok

NotebookKing👑 is now offline.

Iwantachild
Nothing 2 do
Wow im so social
Ig I'll tell my brother to order Mcdonalds

Ranpoooo💕💕 is now online!

Ranpoooo💕💕
Did i get the gut feeling of food in the chat?

Iwantachild
HIIIIIII!

Ranpoooo💕💕
Food?...

Iwantachild
...I'll get a happy meal for u too.

Ranpoooo💕💕
Thank you!!!

Iwantachild
Husband6.
I won't take no for an answer.
Don't even try to change your name.

Iwantachild has changed the name of Ranpoooo💕💕 to Hubby6🍿

Hubby6🍿
...Ok
Anything for free food, I guess.

Hubby6🍿 is now offline.