Chap. 1-Fall guys logic 1

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A red player spawns inside of Fall Guys, then more people began spawning in. "Wow so this is Fall Guy ultimate knockout, I sure hope I do well. Maybe I can even win my first match."

A gruffy male voice said offscreen "You won't."

He turns and sees a yellow player that looks like a bullet.

The player said "Oh hello there. Is this your first time playing too?"

The bullet player said "First time? Do you seriously not see the bullet costume I got on? You think they just give this thing away like it's some kind of cactus suit? No, I earned my stripes maggot. I've been fighting this fight for so long I forgot exactly what I'm fighting for."

Another male voice said offscreen "Yeah that's a great speech and all but it won't help you win."

They both turn to see a black Fall Guys character.

Bullet Player asked "And who are you supposed to be?"

Y/n replied "The names Y/n, and that crown is as good as mine."

This made the Bullet Player really angry.

Red Player said using his finger as a horn "I want to buy one of those cute unicorn skins."

The Bullet Player gets up in the red player's face and poked him "Listen here kid I've been around long enough to understand the rotting filth of a noob like you. Someone who doesn't have what it takes to dodge huge tumbling fruit and will probably scramble your team's eggs. You can't climb to the top of Fall Mountain, and you're certainly too weak to go sinner fan here at the Whirly gig that's where the true heroes are made."

He points to Y/n. "And all that goes for you too, noobs like you haven't earned the right to be so confident. Out of kindness, I won't actively try to troll you two on your very first run, but you two better get one thing through those big ugly bean-shaped heads of yours right now. I am not your friend, I'm your worst nightmare."

Y/n said "And you better get one thing through that big ugly bean-shaped head of yours right now, I'm going to annihilate you. And red player guy, out of kindness, I'll help you through this first run."

The pink player said "Wow thanks, okay well have fun."

They look up at a giant board which is counting down from 3.

"3...2...1...Go."

The other players all start running and leave Red Player and Y/n behind.

Y/n said "Come on man we got to go we're already so far behind."

Pink Player said "Okay not a great start, but we can still do this."

They both start running. Suddenly, red player gets knocked back by some kind of spinning stick on the ground with a squeak. Then he got back up.

Y/n asked "Are you're okay dude?

The pink Player replied "Yeah I'm fine, I got it this time."

He starts to run then he gets knocked off screaming "Ahhh!"

Y/n shouted "Pink Player!"

Pink player responds.

Red Player glared "Alright enough messing around."

Y/n and pink jump over the spinner obstacle on the ground.

Pink Player cheered "Yes we did it nothing's going to stop us..."

They both get hit by that same stick and got bounced almost all the way across the map. They land right in front of the Whirly gig. Pink player starts remembering what the Bullet guy said "And you're certainly too weak to go center fan here at the Whirly gig."

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