Yandere Hazbin hotel x FNAF!Zion x Yandere Helluva boss

Kidnapped by Striker and Crimson

Asmodeus: *sighs* Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?

Fizzarolli: Got it riiight here! *stretches and grabs his phone* Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me.

[Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt.]

[We immediately transition to the Greed Ring, where Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He steps out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like (Censored) pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and his hell dogs, called quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizzarolli claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he laughs. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.]

Fizzarolli: Whoa! Girls, girls!

[Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with his quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. His visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them.]

Fizzarolli: Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!!!!!!! [All of the demons glare at Fizzarolli. While he is skating, Blitzo is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound while Zion walks out of the coffee shop because she didn't get kicked out.]

Blitzo: Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like (Censored)!!!!!!!!

Zion: Blitz, your taste buds are just different then them. But to be completely honest was that really necessary???

[Fizzarolli becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear.]

Blitzo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! (covers his face)

Fizzarolli: Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.

Blitzo: Oh, (Censored)... You again...

Fizzarolli: Stalkin' me now, huh?

Blitzo: Oh, don't (Censored)' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it.

Fizzarolli: Uh huh, sure! Blitzo.

Blitz: The "O" is silent now, (Censored)!!!!!!! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE (Censored) STALKER IN HISTORY!

[Fizzarolli pets his quieves.]

Fizzarolli: Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH.

Zion: You two know each other???

Fizzrollie: Yeah, cutie. Nice to see you again.

Blitzo: Wait again???

Zion: Remember when I couldn't see you when you left Ozzie's???

Blitzo: Yeah............

[Blitzo puts two and two together]

Blitzo: Wait you were near her?!!!!!!

Fizzrollie: So what??? She's hot.

Zion: Thank you.

Fizzrollie: No problem. I mean you're hot but you'd be more hotter with the pink dress.

Blitzo: Stop talking to her!!!!!!!

Fizzrollie: And what if I don't??? What you going to do about it??? What??? What???

Blitzo: Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my (Censored). And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention (Censored)!