[As he was explaining this, Blitzo finds it very uncomfortable just by thinking about it, making a look of uncertain disgust, while Fizzarolli was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.]
Mammon: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!
[Then he pulls the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.]
Mammon: I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- *catches himself*- u-um, (Censored). Wait, I mean enjoy *nervous laughter* uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny. *pauses* ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So, they gotta bring the good (Censored)! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient! (A/N: Tell me I'm not wrong about Mammon being a misogynist)
[Switching to teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli, Fizzarolli continues to look at Mammon with exciting admiration, while Blitzo turns sour after realizing what a letdown Mammon was since he's trying to make a scam out of everyone in the crowd.]
Fizzarolli: Wow!
[Blitzo just heard Fizzarolli and looks beside him with one eyebrow raised in surprise. Then the scene comes back to Mammon.]
Mammon: You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a (Censored) robot of ya! I don't know! I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird.
[Then he spots a random imp in the crowd and then he points at the one with glasses.]
Mammon: You're weird, you sick (Censored)! And, if you say it's exploitation, (Censored) you!
[As Mammon was going on ranting, the scene switches to the stage. The crowd was dead silent after hearing his complains.]
Mammon: It's not exploitation! If you think that then you're a (Censored)head.
[Then the camera makes a close up again.]
Mammon: Anyway, CLOWNS!
[As he finishes, shadowy figures of clowns and whatever kinds of demons appear behind him. Then the crowd was back to cheering, but the ones at the front weren't so lucky as they were dogpiled by the shadowy clowns swarming all over them.]
Crowd: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO, YEEAAA-
[Then the scene changes to the aftermath of the rock-style concert showing from Mammon. Teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli are walking down the street after the whole clown swarming fiasco in the stadium.]
Blitzo: Alright, I'm gonna say it. That was too many clowns.
Fizzarolli: I have to win that pageant someday. Can you imagine how amazing it would be to get to work with him?
Blitzo: What's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? Plenty of people already know who you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some creepy mascot.
Fizzarolli: It's not about that! It's getting to work with my idol. Mammon: Fizzie! We got a Fizzie for every occasion!
[The commercial shows various Robo Fizzes that are branded for every purposes and skills such as one being stomped on, as a fireman, a therapist, one waiting in a shopping line, as a doctor, one that was big and obese before deflating into being small and skinny, one where Hellhound kids were chewing on while fighting over it, one being used by a teen imp as a chair, three (Censored) female imps licking and sucking on another one.]
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