My Dearest Enemy

51.Yuvraj

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We are on our second honeymoon. I fucking finally did it. I wanted to spend some time with my wife and finally i got the time. We are currently in south africa. I didn't told anyone where we are, i don't want to take risk this time. I don't want asshole agastya to ruin my second honeymoon again.
This is my moment and i want to live it fully. I want to spend this honeymoon with my beautiful wife. I hope everything goes as per the plan.

I was lost in thoughts while lying on the bed, that's when a message popped on the screen of my phone. I opened the message. It's a message from Shivansh.

Shivansh: Are you CID officer?

Me: No. Why?

Shivansh: Then why the fuck you are on secret honeymoon. Are you fucking yourself by your own dick?

Me: i didn't wanted disturbance. And "no" for your second question.

Shivansh: Did you just called me disturbance? Okay fine i make lots of noise while having sex but I'm not loudspeaker that you called me disturbance.

What the fuck. I didn't needed that information. I'm not at all interested in his sex life.

Me: I'm busy. I'll talk to you later.

Shivansh: Call me if need any sex tip. Call agastya if you want red ass.

I shook my head and sigh. I was going to put down my phone that's when another message popped on my screen.

Shivansh: And Don't forget to tell me size of your dick. I'll compare it with agastya's dick. And have a sexual honeymoon.

A laugh escaped my mouth as i read his message. This man is crazy as hell. Sometimes he irritate me but most of the time he is the reason behind our smile.

"Who got you smiling like that?" All of sudden i heard angel's voice. I put my phone on the bed and got up and went towards her.

"You and your naked body" i said with a wink. She shook her head and opened her mouth.

"You are insane"

"Yeah i know" i said and grinned.

"So what are we doing today?" She asked.

"Umm, we can watch Netflix" i suggested.

"Are you serious? We gonna watch Netflix on our honeymoon" she said with raised eyebrows.

"We are unique couple" i said and she smiled. We both lied on the bed and i opened Netflix on television.

"So what you wanna watch today?" I ask.

"Whatever you like" she said.

"Let's watch a romantic movie" i said.

"That's great. I fucking love romcom" she said.

"Umm, let's watch fifty shades of grey. It's very family friendly movie" i said sarcastically.

"Really yamraj?" She said.

"I was kidding" i said and we started choosing a movie for us.

"Too sad"

"Not relatable"

"Too long"

"Too much horny"

"To much emotional"

"I hate this movie"

"It's for kids"

"I can make Better movie than this"

After one hour of discussion we finally started watching dora the explorer. We were too exhausted to see more options. Watching dora the explorer on your honeymoon is weirdest thing but we are unique and weird couple so it's fine with us.