BAP・B.A.P scenarios [√]

Doctor crisis.

> lets just say all of them injured themselves with broken glass lmao <

Manager : The doctor is stuck in a traffic. He will be here soon.

Yongguk : I ain't got time for more waiting shit. /tears his shirt off and starts doing a life survival tutorial on how to stop external bleedings/

Himchan : OMAGAID I'M DYING. YOU LOOK AT THIS, YONGGUK! I'M DYING. TOO MUCH BLOOD LOST. NOOOOOOOOO /cry his heart out/

Yongguk : .... /sigh/ Come here. /tears Himchan's shirt and stop the bleedings/ There you go. /lock eyes with Himchan for a one swift freaking moment then turned away awkwardly/

Himchan : Bye. /fake a faint and fangirls quietly/

> give author some moment to breathe because of BangHim <

Daehyun : Youngjae /carress Youngjae's cheek with horse-like voice/ I'm dying, Youngjae. All I wanna say isㅡ/cough/ I love fooling around with you becauseㅡ/double cough/ I love you... /closes eyes and drop his hand onto the floor dramatically/

Youngjae : Dude. You're just having external bleedings due to that glass accident. /as in matter-of-fact/ You won't die. Just lemme take the aid kit.

Yongguk : There IS an aid kit?!

Youngjae : It has been years, hyung. Poor kit, people ignore your existance. /aid the already-dead Daebutt and himself/

Yongguk : /in deep thoughts of him aiding Himchan and crack a smile/

> another breathing moment plis. man, I need an oxygen tank <

Jongup : Hyung, can I? /points at the kit/

Youngjae : Here you go. /passes the kit to Jongup/

Jongup : Thanks. /quietly aid himself/

Zelo : Hyung, can you? /shows his injury/

Jongup : Sure, bro. /starts aiding Zelo/

Zelo : Thanks, bro.

Jongup : Anytime, bro.

Daehyun : HIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKK /sits up suddenly with weird noise then fall on his back again/

Himchan : He couldn't be help. Let's prepare a funeral.