BAP・B.A.P scenarios [√]

Food crisis.

Himchan : cHILDREN WAKE UP!!!!

Youngjae : /throws cactus at Himchan/

Himchan : /shrieks/

Daehyun : Shut the fuck up, man. It's only 3 am.

Himchan : WE
Himchan : GOT
Himchan : NO
Himchan : FOOD

Daehyun : /falls from the bed/
Daehyun : GeT mY DoCToR, I'm DYIng-

Zelo : HERE COMES THE SUPERHERO-
Zelo : /scans the whole kitchen using metal detector/

Youngjae : JONGUP
Youngjae : DO YOUR USUAL SHIT

Jongup : /goes into the cabinets/
Jongup : /sniff each corner for food/
Jongup : HYUNGs
Jongup : I FOUND THIS /held up a ramen packet/

Daehyun : /cries/
Daehyun : RAMENSUS, YOU SAVED ME /worships the ramen/

Himchan : Okay, now we need to think how to share this between six of us-

Youngjae : /takes out ruler/
Youngjae : /starts his calculation on the ramen packet/

Himchan : gET THE KITCHEN READY, CHILDREN

Daehyun : I'll cook the rice!
Zelo : I'll get the eggs!
Jongup : I'll get the pot!

Youngjae : So if I divide the ramen into six we'll only get 0.7 cm x 1.6 cm each person which needs us at least two boiled eggs and two bowls of rice to fill our stomach since we need enough energy before the supermarket opens for us to restore-

Yongguk : /kidnaps the ramen/

others : /die in hunger/

#noBYGnolyfe