5 awful Mario pick-up lines

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'Ey gurl, show me dem mushrooms and make my Mario grow!'

'Can I put my Mario in your warp pipe?'

'Let me stomp on your Goomba's'

'I think this is the castle where my princess is'

'I am a hungry Luma, gimme 120 starbits

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