ask the footballers

ask kevin de bruyne

Kevin: Despite not being in the mood, I'm gonna answer this question—

Sergio Agüero: WHEN ARE YOU NOT

Kevin: STFU AND RUN BACK TO YOUR PRECIOUS MESSI

Sergio: OH I WILL AT LEAST HE'S GOOD IN BED

*sneaks back into the shadows*

Kevin: Anyways... "Kevin why do you always look so constipated?"

*narrows eyes*

Well, if I had wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd have farted.

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