ask the footballers

idea presentation+jan oblak appreciation

Maya: *barges in on the boys' joint appartment*

Olivier: *facepalms and whispers*

Oh not that bitch again.

Maya: *glares threateningly*

Aaron Ramsey: *whispering in Oliver's ear*

I'd shut my lying, cheating, slutty mouth if I were you.

Maya: *clears throat*

Guess who dumped Théo Griezmann last week?

Antoine Griezmann: *gasps* *stops staring at Fernando*

Fernando Torres: *gasps* *stops bitchfacing for a millisecond*

Marco Asensio: *gasps* *pauses gelling hair*

Kylian Mbappe: *gasps* *pauses FIFA17*

Leonardo Bonucci: *gasps* *drops mac and cheese*

Iker Casillas: *gasps* *drops two children on wife*

Théo Griezmann: *fake gasps*

Oh really? Last time I checked, you blocked me on SnapChat and decided we were over.

Maya: *shrugs*

You were being a pain in the arse and I couldn't read all that bullshit anymore, sorry.

Antoine Griezmann: You just realized that he's a pain in the arse NOW?!

Maya: *giggles*

Anyways, I have something more important to do, something I've been wanting to do for a while now—

Fernando Torres: To fuck me?

Maya: Well, yeah, but I don't think Olalla, Antoine, Steve Gerrard, David Luiz, or Sergio Ramos would approve. But that's not the issue now.

*glances to the back of the room*

*marches over to the furthest corner*

Jan Oblak: *looks up to find a tiny little woman making her way over*

What—

Maya: *plants soft kiss on his lips and cuddles into his warm body*

Jan Oblak: *blushes and plants a kiss on her forehead before cuddling into her*

Maya: *looks up into his gorgeous face*

Jan, I have something to tell you.

Jan: *smiles like the jangel he is— get it? Jan- angel? Jangel? Okay never mind*

Y-yeah?

Maya: Look, you're my favorite goalkeeper of all time, and I want to write a fan fiction about you, but I don't know if you're okay with that.

Jan: Oh-oh. Okay, thank y-you.

*smiles cutely because I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGHJKL*

Maya: I'm asking my readers now, would you like a fanfic about my sweet baby Jan? He truly deserves better y'know.

*silence*

Okay, comment below what you think! Ciao.

*blows kiss*

*kisses Jan once more because why not?*

Cesc Fabrégas: *groans*

There's a bedroom made for making babies. Not beside the coffee table, y'know.

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