ask the footballers

shameless self promo

Maya: HELLO GUYS

Koke: CaN YOu NoT

Maya: GTFO hoe it's my house.

Mesut Özil: *slips on shades and gold chains*

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, BABY TAKE CONTROL NOW, WE CAN'T EVEN SLOW DOWN, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT.

Maya: Flo-Rida lives in Florida. GTFO too. Now I have an announcement to make.

Jan Oblak: Maya has posted a story about me.

*blushes as all eyes fall on him*

Paul Pogba: Bloody hell Maya, that's the first time he's spoken up since we moved in here! How much sex did that take?!

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