His Biggest Hater

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[PCY'S UGLY]
Today

lay's ™ 4:08 PM
My dusty ass misses this chat

rawmyeon 4:08 PM
Lay? Are you OKAY?

wronghay 4:08 PM
the only one O Gay here is Baekhyun

rawmyeon 4:09 PM
I said OKAY, idiot

wronghay 4:09 PM
take a chill pill dumbass it was a joke

jongsunshin 4:10 PM
can you guys stop fiteing

wronghay 4:10 PM
only if you change your name back to the iconic jongfuckin. what even is jongsunshin?? who has the sunny shin?? where is the e?

jongsunshin 4:10 PM
kuygsoo told my me name was too vulger

wronghay 4:10 PM
is your grammar progressively getting worse or

whatever

don't listen to him sweetie, he's full of LIES

his own name has the word cunt in it

jongsunshin 4:10 PM
so what should i change my name too?

wronghay 4:11 PM
something just as... vulger as jongfuckin

fuckmyballs 4:11 PM
okay how about this

wronghay 4:11 PM
jongin no

even the sunny shin was better

fuckmyballs 4:11 PM
pls give me sujestions!! i fon't know what to put as my name

*don't

wronghay 4:12 PM
i don't care what it is but the longer you keep that name the more susceptible i am to cancer it's proven fax

fuckmyballs 4:12 PM
but whyyy

wronghay 4:12 PM
do it for your father

jongpenguin 4:13 PM
there now me and kyungsoo can match!!! he looks like a penguin ccc:

rawmyeon 4:13 PM
That's so pure sweetie

wronghay 4:13 PM
fuck off he's my child

rawmyeon 4:13 PM
Is your name on him? Didn't think so

Hah burn

wronghay 4:13 PM
i think i'm choking on vomit

ho.sebooty 4:13 PM
Can you two please get over yourselves I was the one who took a shit on your floor

wronghay 4:14 PM
Sehun what the fuck man

ho.sebooty 4:14 PM
God*

wronghay 4:14 PM
who even let you into our place i swore junmyeon just put feces on the ground

ho.sebooty 4:14 PM
You did the other day and news flash, God decided to grace your floor with his waste

lay's ™ 4:14 PM
Sehun you are attractive

ho.sebooty 4:15 PM
Thanks hyung but I already knew that

eatmybyuns 4:15 PM
what is even happening with this chat

jongpenguin 4:15 PM
eatmybyuns!! i missed you

eatmybyuns 4:15 PM
wow i never thought i'd hear that from the mistake of our groupchat

kuntsoo 4:15 PM
I'll beat your ass if you don't tell me why you've been gone for forever

wronghay 4:15 PM
kinky

eatmybyuns 4:15 PM
you wish you could touch this ass kunt

kuntsoo 4:16 PM
kill yourself.

wronghay 4:16 PM
the only one touching that ass is chanyeol i'm afraid

kuntsoo 4:16 PM
TELL ME W H Y YOU'VE BEEN GONE

wronghay 4:17 PM
omfg chill he got bAd hemorrhoids okay and maybe a HORRIBLE case of sucking up to chanyeol's dick

eatmybyuns 4:17 PM
can you quietly grab the knife in the kitchen and stab yourself, thanks

lay's ™ 4:17 PM
I have a knife in my hand

rawmyeon 4:18 PM
pls put that down

jongpenguin 4:18 PM
he's probably just cocking don't worry

kuntsoo 4:18 PM
So you like Chanyeol now, eatmybyuns?

eatmybyuns 4:19 PM
pft no

wronghay 4:19 PM
pft yeS

you basically begged him to stay in town yesterday

eatmybyuns 4:19 PM
I did not!! he volunteered himself!

wronghay 4:19 PM
that still tells me something considering he actually did stay back for you

ho.sebooty 4:19 PM
rescheduled his drama shooting until two weeks later and got slapped in the face by me and shit from his boss for you*

eatmybyuns 4:20 PM
he did that himself, i don't even like him that much

wronghay 4:20 PM
hunty now you straight up lying

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it's all just random stuff akdjfjd and it's so much easier writing about this groupchat sigh it's fun too

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did anyone realize how i messed up junmyeon's backstory with baekhyun and jongdae and the scooter sjdhdjdj

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