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( Chat Nicknames )
Kokichi Ouma - BestSupremeLeader
Shuichi Saihara - EmoBoyShumai
Tenko Chabashira - Lesbian (Might change next chapter idk)
Himiko Yumeno - ItsRealMagic
Angie Yonaga - AtuaFreak
Tsumugi Shirogane - APlainWeeb
Korekiyo Shinguji - ILoveHumanity
Rantaro Amami - 420WhatYaSmokin
Kaede Akamatsu - PianoLesbian
Maki Harukawa - SecretASSassin
Kaito Momota - IdiotAstronaut
Miu Iruma - TittyInventor
Kiibo - THATSROBOPHOBIC!
Kirumi Tojo - MommyKirumi
Ryoma Hoshi - TennisCriminalMan
Gonta Gokuhara - BuggyBoy
( Chat Nicknames )

-Kokichi Ouma has added Shuichi Saihara, Rantaro Amami and 13 others to Unnamed Chat-

Himiko Yumeno: OwO? What's this?

Tenko Chabashira: I don't know.. all I know is that that degenerate male Kokichi made this chat

-Kokichi Ouma has changed 16 nicknames-

ItsRealMagic: Nyeh?

ItsRealMagic: Pretty realistic name Kokichi, good job!

Kami-samaFreak: Huh what is this? Kami-sama has told me a new group chat has been created!

BestSupremeLeader: Aww thanks Himiko!

Lesbian: Hey don't talk to her you degenerate!

Lesbian: I AM NOT A LESBIAN YOU GAY CLOWN

BestSupremeLeader: But dont you have a crush on our good friend Himiko here Tenko?

Lesbian: W-what!? No of course I dont!

EmoBoyShumai: Really Tenko? You're putting stutters in your texts?

BestSupremeLeader: Hey look Shumai is alive!

EmoBoyShumai: Huh?

ItsRealMagic: Whoa! Hey there Shuichi!

EmoBoyShumai: Hi Himiko

Kami-samaFreak: Who would like to come to prayer time with me today?

Lesbian: Nobody.

HumanPeoples: Angie, I would like to see what your Kami-sama would say to me if I come this prayer time with you.

Kami-samaFreak: Aww thank you Korekiyo!

HumanPeoples: Also I have scrolled up through this chat, it seems Kokichi has made it and has also changed our nicknames. I'm not quite sure what you mean by my nickname though Kokichi.

-BestSupremeLeader has changed HumanPeoples nickname to ILoveHumanity-

ILoveHumanity: This name suits alot better now Kokichi, thank you.

BestSupremeLeader: Hey kork stop being so formal and shit this is a group chat.

DoYouWannaDie?: Kokichi just shut up for once.

DoYouWannaDie?: CHANGE MY NICKNAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU LITTLE CLOWN. IM NOT AFRAID TO COME TO YOUR ROOM AND KILL YOU.

BestSupremeLeader: Okay okay jeez Maki I'll do it.

-BestSupremeLeader has changed DoYouWannaDie? nickname to SecretASSassin-

SecretASSassin: THIS IS EVEN WORSE! alright thats it Kokichi, you've crossed the line now.

BestSupremeLeader: Hey wait now! I promise I'll change it to something nicer now!

BestSupremeLeader: Uh guys help..

IdiotAstronaut: Whats wrong Kokichi?

IdiotAstronaut: HEY IM NOT AN IDIOT!

BestSupremeLeader: Uh guysss

BestSupremeLeader: gUsy help iM rUNNig from maki hses realuy fast and im trying to text as i run helk

Lesbian: Uh translate anyone?

EmoBoyShumai: Basically he pissed off Maki and now shes probably running after him with a knife

Lesbian: Oooooh! Okay thanks

BuggyBoy: gOnta not kniw wjat this os but it serm fub!

ItsRealMagic: Someone kick Gonta please

Lesbian: Yeah please do

APlainWeeb: Yeah please do, He needs to be innocent!

APlainWeeb: A pretty fitting name! Thanks @BestSupremeLeader

BestSupremeLeader: tSumugi heop Maku is cjasing me and idk what to ddooiooioi

Lesbian: PLEASE TRANSLATE! idk what hes saying, I don't speak Running Kokichi

ItsRealMagic: Still running from Maki and he wants Tsumugi's help

Lasbian: Thanks Himiko!

ItsRealMagic: No problem, its kinda what im here for right?

APlainWeeb: Dont worry Kokichi I'll be there in a second, you probably wont recognise me though because I'm in Sayaka cosplay again

IdiotAstronaut: Hey Tsumugi isn't that like the 4th time this week?

Kami-samaFreak: Could you stop texting please?
Kami-sama will get very angry at you if prayer time keeps getting interrupted!

EmoBoyShumai: Then just mute the chat Angie?

Kami-samaFreak: Okay!

MommyKirumi: Hello everybody, I don't know if any of you have noticed the time but it is well past midnight and you all should be asleep right now.

Lesbian: Then what are you doing awake Kirumi?

MommyKirumi: My phone kept buzzing and so I simply checked why. Before this I was actually asleep, like you should all be.

TittyInventor: Hey you fucks stop texting. I the genius Miu Iruma am in the middle of a very important invention right now.

MommyKirumi: @everyone Please close your phones and go to sleep before I come to all of your rooms and knock you out with a broom.

Lesbian: Okay Kirumi!

-Lesbian and 9 others went offline-

im not rlly zure abt how long itz been zince i uploaded thiz but i changed korekiyoz chat name. im incredibly zorry for the trouble i cauzed , ive explained in a future chapter i believe but to anyone who read thiz when hiz name waz... zomthing elze , i zincerely apologize.
- ariez


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