My student? Nooo! I do you one better!

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NotVampireNOcape: Soo the little green bean should enroll into my class soon.

PosionousDoctor: Never Vlad. You know your class hates the boy!

NotVampireNOcape: But I'll get a new class 1b next year! He would be new there with them!

PosionousDoctor: They would still be in 2b!

NotVampireNOcape: Noo my 2b class will get another room. You got bamboozled!

PosionousDoctor: Its not a good idea to have them even NEAR him!

NotVampireNOcape: I won't! I'll take care of that! But he mine!

Banshee: SAY WHAT AGAIN!

PosionousDoctor: NEVER! HE IS GONNA BE MINE!

Banshee: HE MINE OBVIOUSLY! I get a gen ed course after all!

Coffee4Life: Mic shut up yelling at the damn phone!

Coffee4Life: AND OF COURSE HE IS MINE!

Banshee: Well he mine! I don't care what I have to do! NOOO! Sho he is mine!

Coffee4Life: I am class 1-A Of course he is mine!!!

Banshee: Still I got first class GEN ED!

Coffee4Life: Gen ed isn't HR!

Banshee: It is! He also never said he wanted to be a hero! He can join your class from mine!

Coffee4Life: That is making it harder! He'd have to fight people in the sports festival!

Banshee: Yup and he is mine soo he doesn't have to do that.

Baboon: He mine!

Baboon: My baboon!

Baboon: He joins Class 1A and basta!

NoEscape: Shut up you damn monkey!

Baboon: No you shut up!

Baboon: Also no monkey! It GORILLA!

NoEscape: Monkey.

Baboon: GORILLA!

NoEscape: Monke.

InvincibleBrick: You don't get a say in this. He mine! He gets in the other gen ed!

NoEscape: Nope! NEver!

InvincibleBrick: What you know? He mine! He is perfect!

NoEscape: I refuse to let him be taught by a brick!

JarvisWannaBe: Bullshit! He obviously goes into the support course!

NoEscape: Bullshit on Bullshit! He needs to go into rescue course!

JarvisWannaBe: Bullshit on Bullshit on Bullshit. He is a builder! You saw what he created! He is a genius!

SpookyScary: I am for rescue course too! But mine obviously!

DocInsanity: Bullshit on Bullshit on Bullshit on Bullshit! He Is a great therapist!

CadBaneButBetter: Nope he goes in my class!

PsychoMickeyMouse: It is obvious! He will not go into any of your classes!

Don'tTouchMyAurora: NEVER! I still have favors saved up nezu!

PsychoMickeyMouse: I don't think you understand what is going on. There is a reason he will not join any of the UA courses as a student.

Don'tTouchMyAurora: What do you mean by that?

PsychoMickeyMouse: It is not my place to say a thing. That is what I promised him.

Don'tTouchMyAurora: I will be having some rat for dinner if you don't say anything!

MidnightAurora went online

MidnightAurora: Why did my phone suddenly nearly explode with text messages? What is going on?

Coffee4Life: YOU MUST BE MY STUDENT! PLEASE!

MidnightAurora: No.

NotVampireNOcape: THEN MINE!

MidnightAurora: Nope.

PosionousDoctor: Come be a assistant doctor?

MidnightAurora: Nopedy Nope!

DocInsanity: Therapist?

MidnightAurora: Nada!

Banshee: Please!?

MidnightAurora: No thanks!

MidnightAurora: Why you asking me all? Didn't Nezu say a thing?

Baboon: Because everyone wants you to be students. BUT YOU MUST BE MINE!

MidnightAurora: Well that won't be possible.

MidnightAurora: AND HECK NO! I don't wanna get stupid besides you!

Baboon: Me confused? I am big brain!

MidnightAurora: Yeah yeah big brain for a gorilla. I know. I know. Now get yourself a banana!

MidnightAurora: Okay guys, let me fix this mistake cause it seems that Nezu never said a thing.

Coffee4Life: What mistake?

MidnightAurora: I can't be a student if I am getting to be a teacher! :D

Coffee4Life: ...

MidnightAurora: I am an assistant teacher spending a bit of time with everyone :)

Coffee4Life: WHAT

InvincibleBrick: IS

NoEscape: THIS

JarvisWannaBe: TRICKERY?!

MidnightAurora: That is what I asked Nezu if it was possible. I thought it was unfair spending my time in one of your classes and not be with the other teachers soooo this is the solution to that :D

MidnightAurora: You guys not happy? :/

NoEscape: Oh no we are ecstatic. Nezu hasn't got another teacher in about 15 years.

MidnightAurora: I know. He told me that and I got another class too! I am about to teach quirk-discrimination too! :P

Coffee4Life: Good. Does he at least pay you good though?

MidnightAurora: Double than what you guys get. I refused but he said either that or trippe. He was just getting higher with the numbers and not lower. :( I feel bad for that.

Coffee4Life: ... Damn you nezu!

PsychoMickeyMouse: HAHAHAHA You wanted him didn't you and he was about not even joining UA cause he never wanted to get into a hero school. So this is the best I could do. Be happy about it.

Coffee4Life: Where the fuck do you get money from? You said most of it goes into students!

PsychoMickeyMouse: I get payed from the hero commission to not expose their secrets :)

Coffee4Life: WELL THEN PAY US MORE THAN 90 CENT! Weekly!

PsychoMickeyMouse: Nope. You guys get enough. Plus you have free logging plus food as well as infrastructure and everything.

Coffee4Life: That is a taken for working at a school!

PsychoMickeyMouse: Should I fire you? I have a new replacement now.

MidnightAurora: Nooo please Zawa!

PsychoMickeyMouse: Fine. Since we got a new teacher I'll raise your pays about 1.4 hourly.

Coffee4Life: That is better.. Thank you.

PsychoMickeyMouse: Now everyone happy?

MidnightAurora: Well see ya guys in the next year! Zawa I am with you for the first day :) Nezu told me this much! 

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A/N: Thanks for reading this and I hope you enjoyed it too!

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