Gemini

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Do I see double? Geminimini is the twins, born in a drunken haze. Often seen pairing up with people (sexually or no) they tend to be little social, but love patterns. Often frantic about keeping a pair of all things, you will never see them wearing two different socks for an example, the gemini is a person of habit, doubloons, and alcohol. Why alcohol? Simply because you see double from your drunken haze, and your nerves calmed from the sensation of perfect doubles of everything. Beware that not all chairs are possible to sit upon when in an alcoholic, and feverish rush around you. I speak of sad experience.


Do I see double? Geminimini is the twins, born in a drunken haze. Often seen pairing up with people (sexually or no) they tend to be little social, but love patterns. Often frantic about keeping a pair of all things, you will never see them wearing two different socks for an example, the gemini is a person of habit, doubloons, and alcohol. Why alcohol? Simply because you see double from your drunken haze, and your nerves calmed from the sensation of perfect doubles of everything. Beware that not all chairs are possible to sit upon when in an alcoholic, and feverish rush around you. I speak of sad experience.


So what can we gather from this small description? A true Zodiacist would know! And luckily one is present at this very moment!

"Gemini: You shall find true love. Whether it be with a bottle of gin, or a girl, or a man, or even a goat, who can tell? What I can tell is, you will be satisfied, and sort of happy I guess."


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