Mom! I'm Texting Serial Killers! (Creepypasta x reader)

are we like minecraft witches now? (29)

lmaoo

so i was having a mental breakdown and like

started sobbing in the bathroom cause y'know ppl do that

and peed myself myself

literally

PEED

here's the scene

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yourlocalcrackhead quietly opens the bathroom door and covers her mouth, stifling her sobs as she locks the door and turns on the fan..

Then proceeds to sob.

She kept the hand over her mouth and leaned over.

Before feeling a liquid run down her legs.

"What. in. the. fuC—"

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yeah so that happened

HAHAAHHA

YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT SOMEWHAT COMICAL

like i swear i didn't have to go pee at all

and i just leaned over and bOoM

like whAT

ok bye

(P.S. I wrote this a day after editing it.

So uhm—)

(P.S.S. another dumbass thing I did two seconds ago, like literally, was walk down the stairs cause i had to pee (ironic) and had my phone in my hand and reread this chapter and ran into the wall— LIKE MY FACE SQUISHED AGAINST THE WALL AMS I WAS LIKE "oof!!" HAHAHAHAHAH—)

ok. Here's the original intro—

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hey

Hey

Hey

HEY

Hey whore— I mean wHOnderful (yes, it's now legally spelled that way :) do not question Author-Cracks authority.) rEadEr!

Wanna check out my "new" fanfic!!!?

Of course you do, obviously! Everyone is!

It's the hot new book full of lolitas and 7 foot giant walruses—

Okay I'm done.

I bet you read all of that in a commercial... narrator.. voice... thingy.

You did bet

You lie

I block u

Oka

But like wanna check it out?!!????

Of course you d—

"It's Just Paint; a Bloody Painter x Reader story"

:)

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