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GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
1:42pm

PADFOOT:
hello servants

PRONGS:
you do realize minnie is staring at you...
right?

MCKINNON:
thats on him 

GINGER:
sirius get off of your phone 

WORMTAIL:
wtv minnie won't get mad at us
she loves remus
he'll defend us!

REMUS:
will i though?
🤔

WORMTAIL:
yes.
also
whats the answer to num 6?

PADFOOT:
you're only on 6?

GINGER:
peter we've been taking the test for half an hour??

MACDONALD:
holy shit thats sad

WORMTAIL:
i'm stuck
leave me alone

MEADOWES:
im not even in your class
but wtf peter

REMUS:
it's b

PRONGS:
i thought it was d-

GINGER:
i got b too

PADFOOT:
i got c

REMUS:
guys which of us actually studied for this
hint
it was lily and i

PRONGS:
u right u right 
now im second guessing all my answers

PADFOOT:
moony's always right

WORMTAIL:
i trust his judgment 

MCKINNON:
wise move

GINGER:
mcgonagall is going to kill all of you and remus won't help
i'll sit in the back and laugh

MACDONALD:
i'll make us some popcorn

PADFOOT:
it would be an honor to be killed by her 🥰

GINGER:
ur her least favorite 🤨🤨
me and her bitch abt u all the time

PADFOOT:
wtf.
take it back
sqaure up
ed sheeran lookalike.

MACDONALD:
oh shit
NOT ED
NOO

REMUS:
she's not wrong sirius
and lily u don't look like ed
well maybe a little actually

PADFOOT:
moony ur supposed to be on my side
fake bitch

GINGER:
thank you remus 💖
and fuck u sirius

WORMTAIL:
i just wanted answers

MEADOWES:
guys im herbology stop blowing up my phone

MCKINNON:
put ur phone on airplane mode

MEADOWES:
but im listening to music
i don't have spotify premium 

MCKINNON:
oh
i'll get you spotify premium

PRONGS:
how did regulus already turn his test in
i still have half of the questions unanswered

MCKINNON:
maybe he's smarter than you

PADFOOT:
why are you noticing what he's doing 🤨

PRONGS:
because he sits behind me??
so i can see him walking to turn it in??

GINGER:
hmm

PRONGS:
what???

REMUS:
oh
also
james

PRONGS:
yeah?

REMUS:
minnie's been staring at you for the past 5 minutes
just fyi

PADFOOT :
HAHAH
sucks to be prongs

MCKINNON:
I THOUGHT U WEREN'T GUNNA TELL HIM
I WANTED TO SEE IT PLAY OUT

REMUS:
IM SORRY
I FELT BAD

PRONGS:
fuck

GINGER:
nice knowing ya potter

PRONGS:
really?

GINGER:
nah

PRONGS:
oh
see you all in detention!