twenty three

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GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary, regulus
5:01pm

MACDONALD:
hello from me and my girlfriend!

WORMTAIL:
what

GINGER:
hello!

WORMTAIL:
WHAT

PADFOOT:
AYO?

REMUS:
why did i not know about this

GINGER:
surprise!!!!
anyways
irrelevant
actually no its not but
the reason mary and i decided to text you all today
is because this is an intervention!

PADFOOT:
intervention for what

MCKINNON:
you!

REMUS:
what

MACDONALD:
don't act dumb

MEADOWES:
everyone knows you two are fucking!

REMUS:
what

MEADOWES:
wdym what 😐

BABY BLACK:
i wish i didnt know
but i do

PRONGS:
so!
you two are going to talk about your feelings!
and since ur both the type of people who bottle up their emotions
we're the emotional support!

REMUS:
no no it's fine we don't need to!

GINGER:
see now
its a lil too late

PADFOOT:
wdym.

WORMTAIL:
yk how during dinner we brought u water?

PADFOOT:
yes?

MCKINNON:
theres v serum in it.

REMUS:
ayo?

MEADOWES:
i would like to point out
i was not a part of this
it feels mildly illegal

BABY BLACK:
who cares
they give me a migraine
i was more than happy to participate in this

PRONGS:
so!
sirius
how do you feel about remus?
🎤

PADFOOT:
i like remus
duh
i told you this
oh

MCKINNON:
✍🏼✍🏼

MEADOWES:
hm
interesante

GINGER:
and remus
how do you feel about sirius?

REMUS:
i like sirius
fuck this and fuck you

MACDONALD:
✍🏾✍🏾

WORMTAIL:
i am so smart
i knew this shit

GINGER:
remus
are you still w lockhart?

REMUS:
no
i ended it

PRONGS:
why do u both keep denying ur feelings for each other?

PADFOOT:
because remus does

REMUS:
cause commitment is scary

WORMTAIL:
valid!
so!
you two should talk!
so!
yeah!

WORMTAIL HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
PRONGS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MCKINNON HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
GINGER HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MEADOWES HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MACDONALD HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
BABY BLACK HAS LEFT THE CHAT!

PADFOOT:
oh?

REMUS:
so
hello

PADFOOT:
hello

REMUS:
so
we should talk

PADFOOT:
yeah
call me?

REMUS:
ok

PADFOOT IS CALLING

ACCEPT                                     DENY


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