GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
9:59pm
PADFOOT:
hello simps and pimps
PRONGS:
hi fellow pimp 😋
REMUS:
HAHAH
MCKINNON:
mf
u did not
GINGER:
oh this'll be good
MEADOWES:
omfg.
WORMTAIL:
i have the popcorn ready
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
MACDONALD:
hand me some
PRONGS:
did i miss something?
WORMTAIL:
and i thought i was the idiot!
MCKINNON:
oh you are dw
WORMTAIL:
oh
PRONGS:
feeling confused
all i said was hello fellow pimp
PADFOOT:
confused
PRONGS:
OHH
REMUS:
think the genius finally got it
PADFOOT:
what
PRONGS:
nothing!
MEADOWES:
wow that was sad
MACDONALD:
its so hard to defend you sometimes james
GINGER:
i forgot the word simp exists lowkey
i know someone though...
REMUS:
no u don't
GINGER:
no i don't i was kidding
disregard my previous statement
PADFOOT :
hmm
ik who it is
peter!
WORMTAIL:
wait what-
i don't simp
PRONGS:
only over food
WORMTAIL:
true
ok then yeah
PADFOOT :
if it's not lily
REMUS:
well
PADFOOT:
and not peter
definitely not me...
mary has no soul
dorcas is already w marlene
MACDONALD:
❤️
PADFOOT:
remus, something you wanna say?
GINGER:
uh oh
REMUS:
uh oh indeed
GINGER:
actually
um
it's me.
i'm the simp.
PADFOOT:
do elaborate?
MACDONALD:
??
GINGER:
well
you all remember severus?
PRONGS:
what.
PADFOOT:
what.
WORMTAIL:
what.
MCKINNON:
aren't you gay
MACDONALD:
HUHH
MEADOWES:
🍿
ESTÁS LEYENDO
cardigan | 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒
Romance❛ you drew stars around my scars, but now i'm bleeding. ❜ remus lupin x sirius black. mary x lily. dorcas x marlene. james x regulus.
