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six

GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
9:18am

REMUS:
hey
ok
so
i need to say something

PADFOOT:
whats up moony

GINGER:
are you doing it?

PRONGS:
NOW?

MCKINNON:
AYO?

WORMTAIL:
omg omg

PADFOOT:
huh?

GINGER:
let him talk.

REMUS:
after many discussions with lily and james
i realized not everyone 100% knows
so i just wanted to clear it up since our last convo where everyone came out
and let you guys know i am bi
just cause someone people didn't know

GINGER:
PROUD

MEADOWES:
AYYY FUCK YEAH

MACDONALD:
welcome to the club

WORMTAIL:
INTUITION

PRONGS:
didn't you say u couldn't tell?

WORMTAIL:
i didn't have all the hints shut up

PADFOOT:
congrats moony
welcome to the queer club 😌

REMUS:
thank you thank you
should've told yall ages ago but wtv

GINGER:
would like to point out i've known since 4th year

PADFOOT:
wait thats cheating how come she got to know first
shes a ginger
she has no rights

MCKINNON:
outta pocket
valid
but still

GINGER:
WOW

WORMTAIL:
damn
ginger slander

REMUS:
she found out accidentally
and don't be mean to lily

PADFOOT:
make me

PRONGS:
👀

WORMTAIL:
👀

GINGER:
👀

MCKINNON:
👀

MEADOWES:
👀

MACDONALD:
👀

PADFOOT:
not like that you pervs

REMUS:
i

WORMTAIL:
well what other way should we take it

PADFOOT:
moving on
shush peter
it's now operation get remus a boyfriend

GINGER:
someone stop me from punching him
pls
im begging you

PRONGS:
no please do it'll be entertaining

GINGER:
hm true

PADFOOT:
well
any other confessions anyone would like to make?

REMUS:
james?

PRONGS:
well
yk
not that its a big deal
but like
i might
be seeing someone

PADFOOT:
WHAT
WHO
WHAT

GINGER:
oh shit

MCKINNON:
everyone run.

MACDONALD:
im scared

MEADOWES:
this will be fun

PADFOOT:
HELLOOO??

REMUS:
james
it was lovely knowing you

PRONGS:
funny story
you actually know him!

PADFOOT:
is it severus.

PRONGS:
fuck no

PADFOOT:
ok then it cant be that bad

PRONGS:
you remember regulus??

MCKINNON:
oh dear lord

PADFOOT:
i lied when i said it can't be that bad
ur joking right

PRONGS:
well
no

PADFOOT:
how long

PRONGS:
four months..

GINGER:
OH THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

PRONGS:
yeah......

PADFOOT:
james 😊
i am going to kill you.

MACDONALD:
SIRIUS IS CHASING JAMES
I SEE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLS
OH SHIT
THEYRE USING MAGIC
OH NO

MCKINNON:
OH FUCK REGULUS IS THERE
OH SHITTTTT

REMUS:
they took that well

GINGER:
they're still fighting.

WORMTAIL:
MINNIE IS SEPERATING ALL THREE OF THEM
REGULUS LOOKS SO SCARED OH SHITTTT

REMUS:
oh this is fun!!

GINGER:
well
i think we should get them a therapist

MCKINNON:
yeah..

WORMTAIL:
they're gunna bounce back from this right

MEADOWES:
oh yeah 100%
right?

GINGER:
i fucking hope so