after jr got beat up he called cody
cody: hello?
jr: yo momma so fat... her ass touches the floor when she walks..
cody: are you seriously calling my mom fat again?
jr: yo momma so ugly whenever she looks in a mirror she throws up..
cody: great one jr
jr: yo momma so stupid she thought a gallon of chocolate milk was your dad
cody: you're retarded jr
jr: i am not!
cody: yeah well yo momma so absent she didn't even come to your birth!
jr: yo momma is such a skank she came to my birth
cody: jr what?
jr: you heard me
cody: yo momma so dumb when you were a baby she dropped you in a river because she thought you were a boat
jr: but that doesn't make any sense
cody: well in jr world that would make plenty of sense!
jr: ya know what? i'm calling up joseph!
