jr & cody 2

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after cody and joseph's phone conversation cody went over to jr's house

jr: oh it's stupid cody! what do you want?

cody: well after actually having a real conversation with joseph i realized there's a lot more to him than what you would think. he feels emotions and is very complicated-

jr: thats great and all but what do you want?

cody: oh nothing.. just to say, YO MOMMA SO OLD HER FIRST CHRISTMAS WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS! 

jr: CODY HOW COULD YOU!? YO MOMMA SO OLD HER FIRST CAR WAS A DINOSAUR! 

cody: YO MOMMA SO OLD THEY HAD TO INVENT A NEW NUMBER JUST TO WRITE DOWN HOW OLD SHE WAS! 

jr: YO MOMMA SO OLD HER EX HUSBAND IS FREDDY FLINTSTONE! 

CODY: YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE WAS AROUND WHEN FIRE WAS DISCOVERED! 

jr threw a vase at cody causing him to jump in jr's direction 

cody: what was that for!?

jr: you know what was in that vase?

cody: uhh flowers? dirt?

jr: exactly, dirt. AKA... YO MOMMA SINCE SHE AS OLD AS DIRT 

cody: NOOOOOO! 

cody dramatically fell to the floor in defeat, that last yo momma joke was so baller he could not come up with anything in response

jr: looks like i win again cody

cody: you show.. no mercy, jr. i will get my revenge.. one day..

cody dramatically pretended the faint on the floor with jr looking over him being pleased with his work 


to be.. continued?

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