Duolingo was a happy bird he had a beautiful wife (Dua Lipa), a big house, he was rich, but most importantly he knew Spanish.
He was always having fun kidnapping the family of those who didn't do their Spanish lessons, it was kinda like a hobby. He loved making people do their lessons by killing their dog in front of them. Seeing the despair in their eyes made him the happiest owl on earth.
But one day all of it went into flames... He was getting back home after terrorizing little kids in the streets, when he saw Dua Lipa with Google Translate. Doing... Spicy... Stuff...?
-DUA LIPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY ARCHIENEMIGO!? (arch enemy.)
-Duolingo! Please, it's not what it looks like!!
-... Actually, yeah, it's pretty much what it looks like, but-
-NO! I don't want to hear it, I'm deaf, like my BFF Dora...
-I'll just yeet myself out the window.
*Google Translate yeet themselves out the window*
-THAT'S IT, I'M KILLING YOUR DOG!
-NO NOT JEREMY!!!😭
*Duolingo killed Jeremy without pity*
-BY THE WAY, WE ARE DIVORCING!!
-NOOOO!!😭
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Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)
FanfictionAs the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔
