Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)

Chair and Proposal 🫶

The stranger starts walking out of the shadow slowly revealing themselves..

-DUA LIPA?! I though you died in the house when I burned it down??😃

-I see you've moved on...?

-Oh, Please stop reffering to Jeremy! HE'S DEAD!😙

-YOU KILLED HIM THEN TRIED TO KILL ME!?

-You know she's got a point, plus you're shitty at killing people🥱

-Yeah.

"Oh, please you can't talk you litteraly live in a dumpster." said Dua Lipa as Y/N look at her with a murderous look...

-Untie me i'm about to go Sangwoo on this Biatch. 🙂 (Killing Stalking References 🤫)

-Not Sangwoo 💀

Duolingo proceeded to untie Y/N, too scared for his life...When Y/N was finally untied they took the chair and threw it at Dua Lipa's face.

-Poor chair it didn't deserved to be treated like that...

"Is she alive..?" asked Duolingo concerned about is Ex-Wife who's on the floor looking aliven't.

-I don't think so...?🤷🏽‍♀

-YAAAS!! THX Y/N YOU FINIHED MY JOB!!

-Let's get married!

-OMG YESSSS.

-Can I be the flowergirl?🐵

-WHO ARE YOU!???😃

-It's me Boots..?

-I though I ate you???

-Yes but you vomitted after so...🙈