-You're sure he's dead? Isn't his only weakness kryptonite?
-The window was made of kryptonite 😀
-WHY THE hELL WOULD YOUR WINDOW BE MADE of KRYPTONITE!?
-FOR OCCASIONS LIKE THIS !? PLUS IT'S NOT EVEN MY HOUSE! 😡
-THEN WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS!?
"It's mine" said a voice comming from the shadows
-WHO TF ARE YOU!?
-I am Bond, James Bond...
-REALLY!!
-No you dumb fvck I am Dora The Explorer :D
-Then where is Boots?
-I ate him..
-AYO
-HEY ATTENTION BACK TO ME!?
-I forgot you existed :)
-You're so mean!! :(
-Yet you're the one who tied me to a chair.
-Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Baby owl, wanna be my sweetheart?
-You mean, as your lover!!?
-Yes...That's the point???
-OF COURSE I WANNA BE YOUR OWL!!
YOU ARE READING
Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)
FanfictionAs the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔
