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Dua Lipa was screaming at Duolingo to not leave her, but he was not listening, he was doing his luggage while listening to the Macarena on Spotify... When he was finished he took his, 10000000 pounds luggage and passed across the kitchen where Dua Lipa was mourning the death of Jeremy.
-C'mon, stop being a crybaby and start cooking the dog ;-;
-You want to eat it!?
-No, I want to marry it!!... OF COURSE, I WANT TO EAT IT!!
-We are not eating Jeremy >:(
-It's that, or you start running for your life, you choose.
-Do you think Jeremy will taste good with garlic butter?
-I don't know, and I don't care. Oh, BTW, I'm leaving.
-But who would eat Jeremy!!
-You.
-NOOOO😭
-Chile, anyway, so- Ciao.
While Duolingo was leaving the house, he could still hear Dua Lipa's muffled sobs as she was figuring out how to cook Jeremy (Rip Jeremy). But our murderous owl didn't turn back, he already had something planned for those occasions. Just as he arrived at the street, a loud thud echoed through the neighborhood, and just like that, there was no house anymore.
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Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)
FanfictionAs the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔
