Captain Puerto Rico

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Unkown's POV
They sent me a text approving me for not talking to them for a few minutes. I put my phone down and see Natasha leaning on my doorway.

"Did you finish that mission report?" she asks.

"Uhm, which one?" I reply.

"The newest one," she clarifies.

"Oh, no. I haven't gotten it from Tony yet. I was about to go and do that," I try to explain. To be completely, I forgot about that report, but I was still going to see Tony anyways. I could tell Natasha didn't believe my half-lie but she let me go with nothing more than a smirk.

I put my phone in my pocket before I go. I take the longish walk and elevator ride to Tony's lab.

"Ah, my favorite grandfather. What can I do for you?" he exclaims once he notices me.

"Two things, please," I answer.

"And those would be?" he asks, clearly waiting for more.

"Can I have the mission report I need to fill out?" I ask.

"Sure, Capsicle. It's on the table by the door. And the other thing?" he tells me.

"Oh. Well so, a random number texted me thinking I was their friend. And I was wondering how much information I should share," I blurt out.

"Give me your phone," he replies bluntly.

My hand flies to the pocket where my phone is. "What?! No! Why?" I yell out.

"So I can get the number and hack their phone. Make sure they aren't a threat. Then you can get the answer to your question," he explains to me like I'm an idiot.

I give him my phone and he writes down the number. "Give me like 5 minutes then I can tell you," he informs me, whilst still writing.
I decide to just do my mission report in the room. 5 minutes pass and I see Tony look slightly annoyed. He hasn't talked to me yet so I just assume it's taking longer than he expected. I continue working on my report but by the time I'm finished with it Tony is still furiously typing away.

"Everything okay?" I ask.

"No! I can't hack into their phone and have been rickrolled a total of 14 times so far!" he groans.

"Huh," is all I manage to reply.

I take out my phone to see a notification from them.

Back to Your POV
I knew someone was trying to hack into my phone. I got the notification. It was something Juni installed a while back. They made my phone unhackable and it sent a notification to both our phones.

"Huh, I guess you can't trust strangers on the Internet. You end up getting hacked," I say to myself. I decide to take him anyways.

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You
Captain America
should be Captain
Puerto Rico.
You can't tell me his uniform
doesn't look like the
Puerto Rican flag, I mean

You can't tell me his uniformdoesn't look like thePuerto Rican flag, I mean

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Unknown
Why are you right?
You shouldn't be right!

You
Well, mystery man,
what are you doing?
Seeing as you left me for
like 45 minutes.
You gotta have superpowers
or something.
Even Juni can't ignore me
for that long

Unknown
Well, I'm watching
my smart friend get mad

You
About what?
The fact that they
can't hack me?

Unknown
Yeah, actually
How did you know
they're trying to hack
you?
They're also asking me
to ask you why they can't
hack you?

You
I get notifications
everytime someone
tries to hack me.
And the reason they
can't hack me is because of
something Juni set up
awhile ago

Unknown
Hello, this is his friend
Who's Juni?

You
Juni's my best friend.
She's extremely
good at computer science
I think she hacked into
a couple governments,
all of SHIELDS files,
and Stark Tower

Unknown
When did she
hack into Stark Tower?

You
I dunno. Last
month I think

Unknown
I have to give him his
phone back. But expect a
text from me soon

You
👍👍

Unknown
Hi, it's me. The original
Unknown. Ignore him.

You
Well Mr.
Do I get anything
I can call you?

Unknown
My friend says to
call me America's
Ass?

You
Works for me

America's Ass?
Wait, do I get a name to call you?

You
Uh sure
Call me
Tony Stark

America's Ass?
Already got one of
those in my contacts

You
Wait, what how?

America's Ass?
I kind of, in an odd sort of
way, work for him?

You
How do you kind of work
for someone?
You either do or you don't.

America's Ass?
It's complicated
So that nickname or?

You
Call me
Brighton

America's Ass?
Brighton?

You
Yeah, it's where I grew
up
It works
Where are you from, Mr. Ass?

America's Ass?
Brooklyn
New York

You
You're American?!
Disgraceful, truthfully

America's Ass?
Can you make an
exception for me?
I'm not that bad

You
Fine!
Welp, Mr. Ass,
I got 3 more hours left of this
train ride and would like to sleep
If you text me I will
not reply for a bit

America's Ass?
Ah, okay got it
Have a nice train ride

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