Old Presidents Can Get It

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You
Young Ulysses S.
Grant could get it
Like I'd hop on it

America's Ass?I-I see where your coming from

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America's Ass?
I-
I see where your
coming from

Juni 🔫🐞
But women

You
I get your point
but it is irrelevant

Juni 🔫🐞
Dude, so you
know how I'm
at big Tesco, right?

You
And left me all
alone, sure do

America's Ass?
What's a Tesco?

You
Uncultured swine
But it's a British
like department/grocery
store

Narcissus
Why are you blowing
up my phone?

Juni 🔫🐞
Scroll up, dipshit

You
Do you know where
Will lives?

America's Ass?
Who's Will?
Also no

Narcissus
If you give me
a last name, I could

Juni 🔫🐞
Shut up, Anthony!!
And yeah, I do
He lives with a
shouty ass child
though so be
warned

You
WAIT
WHOS ANTHONY?
also, Juni text me
his address please
He still lives in
Brighton right?

Narcissus
I'm Anthony

Juni 🔫🐞
Done and yes

You
Isn't our secondary school
having a reunion or somn
tomorrow?

Juni 🔫🐞
Yeah
You going?

You
If you are

Juni 🔫🐞
Cool beans

You
You read Wonder
again didn't you?

Juni 🔫🐞
So sue me for trying
to be like Summer!!

America's Ass?
What just happened?

Anthony
Ditto

Juni 🔫🐞
You guys know that
one bird mental
health app?
This one?

Juni 🔫🐞You guys know that one bird mentalhealth app?This one?

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Anthony
Why?

Juni 🔫🐞
You should get it
And then share your
thingy
My tree town looks
so empty

You
Boo hoo cracker

America's Ass?
Can you help me get
it, please Anthony?
It's so confusing

Anthony
Hold on guys
This awesomeness
shall return
After I go help a
Grandpa

You
Ooh. Add me
https://app.befinch.com/invite/UJ2D

Juni 🔫🐞
Add me too
(Insert Finch link here)

America's Ass
Here's mine, I believe
(Insert Finch link)

Anthony
And mine
(Insert Finch link)

You
Coolio

Juni 🔫🐞
Yay!
Now we can all
be mentally unstable
but make up for it by taking
perfect care of birds online
and disregard our life crumbling
in front of our eyes

Anthony
That took a turn

America's Ass?
It did indeed,
it did indeed

You
Abraham Lincoln doe
🥵🥵🥵

AnthonyIs this seriously whatwomen like these days?

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Anthony
Is this seriously what
women like these days?

Juni 🔫🐞
Nah. Women today
like other women

You
Juni. Quiet the gay

Juni 🔫🐞
Never
Speaking of which,
Brighton, when do you
have to go back to work?

Anthony
Brighton has a job?
Brighton can handle a job?

You
Yes, I have a job
And for the second
question
Physically yes
Mentally, emotionally, and
spiritually no
And I go back in 2 weeks

America's Ass?
Are you okay?
All of you

Anthony
Nope

Juni 🔫🐞
Lol nope

You
Haha, I wish

Anthony
And Mr. Ass,
You can't act like you're
okay either
You still have nightmares
about you know what and
cry about ✨him✨

You
Is Mr. Ass gay?
This is important

Anthony
I dunno
Guess we'll have
to wait and see

Juni 🔫🐞
People in the Tesco are
staring at me weirdly because
I keep walking like 2
steps then stopping and
going in my phone

You
Still texting and hurry up
I finna walk to Will's house
at this point

Juni 🔫🐞
No, don't ditch me

America's Ass?
Help

You
No thanks

Anthony
Hshwheve

Juni 🔫🐞
Buh bai

You
Yuh. Bye

Anthony
Bye?

America's Ass?
Farewell I guess

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