Pop Tarts = Ravioli???

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The Starbucks line was only an hour long. Somehow that's a good thing. Our conversation in the line got really weird though.

"The other day, I saw a cow," Will said unprompted.

"In Minecraft or in real life?" Juni asked.

"Real life, but I guess both," Wilbur replied after really thinking about it.

They continued to discuss the cow while I pulled out the phone the Madame gave me. It had her number, Dr. Banner's number and Tony Stank, I mean, Stark's number and that was it. She gave it to me, so they couldn't trace it back.

I realized I got a text from all three of them, so I check it.

~~~~chat number 1~~~~

Madame
Is everything going good,
General?

You
Some dumbass pulled out a
gun on us but other than that,
yes

Madame
What am I going to do
with you?

You
You got a weekend to
figure it out

~~~~Chat Nummer zwei~~~~

Dr. Bruce Banner
Hey, it's Bruce Banner

You
Lovely to hear from you,
Dr. Banner

Dr. Bruce Banner
Would you like to arrange
a meetup to discuss the jar?

You
Sure
I have no idea where it could be
but I will NOT have a meeting
in the tower

Dr. Bruce Banner
Understood
I know this café a
couple streets away?

You
That will work
Text me the details later

~~~~the third chat~~~~

Tony Stark
Hey, Stark here
Will you be stopping by
the tower?

You
I will not, but
my acquaintances will be

Tony Stark
Ok imma need names, some
basic information and a picture
of them to make badges quickly

You
What information do you need?

Tony Stark
Name, nickname, height,
home country, job

You
Very well

1. William Gold
(Wilbur)
196 cm
England
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 William Gold(Wilbur)196 cmEnglandEditor

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2. Juni Andrews
163 cm
England
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Tony StarkThanksI'll have those for them later today

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Tony Stark
Thanks
I'll have those for them later
today

You
Mhm

With all the texting and whateverness done, you look up and finally tune back into Juni and Will's conversation.

"Is a pop tart ravioli?" Juni asks Will.

"No, because Italians didn't make pop tarts. If they did, yes, they would be," he answers, obviously having thought it out.

"What the?" I ask.

"Don't worry about it," Juni assures me.

We move up in line.

"Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What do you want?" the worker asks.

We all order, finally, and make our way back to the gate where the flight was boarding. Luckily, the Madame took Will's height into consideration and didn't shove him in the middle of us. Instead it was Juni in the middle. Sucks to be short I guess. Now for the next 8ish hours we get to be cramped on this thing.
Fun!

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