Ciao from the Smithsonian

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"We're off to the Avengers tower," Juni says, disgust prevelant in her voice.

"Huh?" Will says, obviously paying attention.

"Yup," Juni says, pulling Will up from his chair.  They are almost out the hotel room door.

"WAIT!" I yell, "don't forget the jar. We didn't go through all this trouble for nothing."

Will takes the box. "Wait, you're not coming? What are you even gonna do?" he asks.

"Walk around, maybe. Definitely gonna text our friends, tho. Sorry if I blow up your phones," I say. They immediately pull out their phones and mute the group chat.

"Wow," I say, sarcastically. "Now go! I don't wanna look at Will's ugly face. Call me if there's any emergency."

"Got it. Same here, remember to take your mask and knife wherever you go," Juni warns.

"It goes through metal detectors, right?" I ask.

"Yup, best in the world," she replies.

"Oh hell yeah," I say. "G o."

And they finally leave.

I Google what to do as a tourist in New York and one of the things was to check out the Smithsonian museum.

I decide to do that.

It's very interesting. I remember reading that one section where they're in it in Percy Jackson. I take a picture where it is close to where was described and sympathize for the lion after trying some of the space food.

There's a Captain America exhibit. It was jam-packed.

Jesus Christ, why does America have to love Captain America?

I then see a picture of him on the wall and completely and utterly understand it.

Maybe I need to get it together. I mean, I am a simp. Eh, it's fine.

I find an empty bench after like 20 minutes of looking and pull out my phone to text our friends.

~~~~ group da chat~~~~

You
Heyy

Anthony
ciao

You
What?

Anthony
i miei amici hanno osato
io parlo solo italiano
per il resto del giorno
prevarrò
(My friends dared me to
only text in Italian for
the rest of the day, I will
prevail)

You

Clinton Bahshaha

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Clinton
Bahshaha

Bruce
Hahaha

America's Ass?
Tony, you can speak in
English on this group chat
and this group chat only

Anthony
Thank you!!
Also, aren't you British?
Is that like offending your
entire country?

You
Nah, we're not communist

Bruce
Wow she went there

You
Dam right I did

Clinton
I'm scared

America's Ass?What has the internet come to?

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America's Ass?
What has the internet come
to?

You
Haha
I actually have a picture of
H****r in front of me
But it's a lot less pink
😭😭😭😭

Anthony
Why do you have a picture
of him in front of you?

Bruce
And why are you sad about it
not being pink?

You
I'm at the Captain America exhibit
at the Smithsonian
And because Jewish Terminator
looks a lot more normal? pink

Bruce
I'm getting you therapy
You're in New York right?

You
Yus
But I leave Monday and
have a business meeting
most of the day tomorrow

Bruce
There's still enough time for
therapy

You
No there really isn't
Now do any of you know how
to leave the Smithsonian?
This place is worse than IKEA

Clinton
Bahashaah

Anthony
True

America's Ass?
What he said

Bruce
Go to the very back

You
Thanks Bruce, this is
why I'm your favorite

America's Ass?
Anyone notice Juni and
Wilbur didn't text us?

You
They're going to Avengers tower
and didn't want to seem rude texting
people
I think they arrived a bit ago and
are getting through security
It takes a long time

Bruce
Oh

Anthony
Oh

Clinton
Oh?

America's Ass?
Oh!

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