"I need to test something before I make you react to more, who knows what a ship is?"
"A ship is a platonic or romantic relationship between two people and normally the people who want the two people together, shippers will give a ship name to the couple like Percabeth or Solangelo. Sometimes shippers get very obsessive over their ships and celeprate when they get together" said Piper expertly
Everyone was so silent you could hear a pin drop.
"I thought you weren't a stereotypical Aphrodite kid?..." asked Katie
"It's like one of the first things you get briefed on once you get claimed" replied Piper "Followed by what Percabeth, Solangelo, Jiper, Traitie, Caleo, Frazel and Chrisse are. Then if you don't ship them you are like exiled to the really dusty bed in the corner that no one cleans"
"Dam, the Aphrodite kids are harsh" said Conner
"Let's get back on track. You will be reacting to ships that some people for whatever reason ship"
"I feel like this could go two ways" said Annabeth "Survivable or Very very bad"
"Yep! First up is Jeyna"
"Nope" said Reyna, Piper and Jason in unison
"Didn't it already happen?" questioned Thalia
"Nope, nope moving on" replied Reyna super quickly with Jason nodding his head at superspeed in the background
"Next Connachel"
"I mean..." said Piper "If Apollo...the whole oracle thing...they're good friends...I SHIP IT"
"It's not bad" said Travis with a shrug
*Conner and Rachel blushing like mad*
"Next because I have a lot queued up. Percico. I'll give you guys a while to think this over"
*dead silence*
"Well, personally I do not ship it" said Percy
"I can second that" said Nico
"IT BREAKS UP MY OTP" wailed Jason (Side note: The only way I like Jason is as a fanboy)
"IT BREAKS UP BOTH MY OTPS" yelled Piper
"What's an OTP?" asked Hazel
"One true pairing" said Zia
"We do not like this" said Will and Annabeth
"Don't worry Sunshine I'm all yours" said Nico
"And that is why Percico does NOT work" said Alex
"I can second that Annie" said Percy just as cutely
"Don't call me Annie" replied Annabeth
"What about Beth or Anne? Should I stick with Wise Girl? You call me Perce so it's not fair" said Percy latching on to Annabeth's waist
"Beth works" Annabeth said smiling
"And that's another reason why Percico doesn't work" said Sadie while high-fiving Alex (Idk why but I love this friendship)
"Next up is Lazel"
"NO" said literally everyone specifically Calypso, Leo, Hazel, Frank, Percy, Piper and Jason (Try to figure out why those specific characters. It's probably easy)
"Next is Theyna"
"If..." mumbled Annabeth "And...Artemis...I ship it"
"YES!" said Jason, Piper and Percy in unison
"I think we all like it" said Calypso speaking for everyone
*Thalia and Reyna blushing like crazy*
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That's all for today demigods but expect lots more ships in the future! If you have anything you want them to react to, put it in the comments and I will add it to my list. (Yes I have a list)
Until later!
-A Purple Brit
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FanfictionI haven't seen enough of these and I went down a wormhole of these stories with the Avengers so, given all that I decided to make one! It's basically in the title do I need to say more. I'll make them react to memes, ships and more. Leave requests...
